OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

Just seen that Prince Kate is expecting a third child.

He will be the first make royal to give birth.

Apparently, William is insisting that Kate is not actually a man but he needs to check his cis privilege.

I'm wondering what men's sports I can start to take part in and win with my biological advantages.

I used to be able to lift my bodyweight before having my medical miracle gestated by a man kids, I reckon I could maybe do something there.

Just lying here chestfeeding my baby. We are one of the first gay couples to conceive, gestate and birth a baby! Thank goodness for my male uterus and, er, mangina!

Evening MEN. I am Milford Yarbrough. I refer to all things in nautical terms, as boats are basically penises, except that we call them she to fool the wimmin.

I shall also fly in the face of Facts and Science in a manly way and insist that everyone do the same so don't any of you fuckers oppress me by telling me the world is round. It feels flat to me so it's flat.

Just nipping out to commit a crime. Hopefully I'll be caught so I can insist on a men's prison

Now I am a man I shall start not giving way to women when I'm driving even though it is their right of way and I'm being an arse.

I shall then mouth off at them as they screech to a stop because they have their children in the car and would rather not crash, even though they are in the right.

You are all paternalistic fake men with your name generator manly names.
A REAL man like me would be proud to be called Joanne like me.
I refuse to be defined by my name.
Or my biology.
I'm still a man.

I am Lorenzo Silverman. I am going to give myself a pay rise, thump my chest and belch then eat tomorrow's dinner straight out of the fridge. This is brilliant.

ChattyLion ...and be given credit for my own work

No, no you've got that all wrong, you are a MAN now, so you will be given credit for other peoples' work, usually the women on your team.

No football here, it's rugby all the way!!

Well I'm sitting in chaos. My now gay husband will just have to tidy up when the kids are asleep.

I've done two loads of laundry and fed and put my kids to bed for dp.
It's relaxing and ironic to do menial tasks, I think I'll start a vlog about how cool and right on I am.

For the first time ever, when I registered for the bbc recently I put gender as 'prefer not to say' .... my 'gender' is completely and absolutely irrelevant

Same here.

I've been a man longer than all of you, as demonstrated by my username. If you don't like it you can suck my moobs.

We need an Old Boys Network so we can give each other cushy jobs and stuff.

I might be coming to the thread late, but I'm a single dad now so I expect you all to bow down with respect for the fact I've made it at all. You can all call me superman, because check this out, I made my child's dinner, and put some washing on. I am a hero.

I also intend molesting a gay male colleague tomorrow. If he declines my romantic gestures (I thought perhaps commenting on his anatomy and telling him I could give him a night to remember would do the trick?) and he physically abuses me by pointing out I'm not biologically male, then I hope you will all join me in threatening him and generally trying to destroy his life?

I'm assuming all you manly males are watching the football?

I don't know about you but I'm tempted to support Slovakia because they're in blue!!!

High fives fellow male vagina owner!

I'm so up for this. I can't wait to be listened to and be given credit for my own work and to be paid properly! And to get to go to breakfast socials and evening drinking meetings with other male colleagues. And to leave my mugs and plates in the work kitchen for someone else to clear up.

I'm going to really enjoy talking confidently about things that I know next to nothing about when the experts are in the room, while not letting my female colleagues get a word in. Should have made this switch years ago!

I'm now a man called Dirk.

I now demand that my fellow man stop talking about prostates, testicles, ejaculation and erections as I find this triggering and excluding.

Talking about my male vagina is completely fine. To be encouraged, even.

I am Roberto Love.

I will rub my love package against woman as squeeze past them and tell them to cheer up!

Quintin Thacker here! Pay attention!

Now I am a man I can leave my jizzy tissues wherever I like and pick my nose in the car where no one can see me. The results must be eaten as it is obviously manliness fuel.

Hi lads, my name is Geoff. I recently had a baby but have decided to now take up 'training' on my new £2000 bike. I will be out approximately 5 nights and 2 days per week with my new cycling buddies. I love how the Lycra feels on my Middle Aged body - really sucks everything in!

I think the intern at work fancies me because she laughed at one of my jokes (banter!) so I might see if she wants to come cycling too.

When I get back from cycling my wife has cleaned the whole house and out the baby to bed. Being a man is magic

Love the name generator

I am now

Oswaldo Hitchcock

Primageniture an' all that.