You lot are a bad influence on me.

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sashh · 17/08/2017 14:00

I was offering the cat a bit of chicken yesterday and she wasn't as interested as I thought she would be.

My friend said, "maybe she is self identifying as a rabbit and wants lettuce instead"

That's how much you have infiltrated my thoughts and influenced my arguments with said friend.

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PricklyBall · 17/08/2017 21:49

Rufus - just identify right back at him as gender-role fluid. No more tidying up after the kids, cooking their tea, doing their laundry, sorting out their shit for school. You now identify as a 1950s pater familias.

ladyballs · 17/08/2017 21:43

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 17/08/2017 16:21

My children keep telling me not to assume their gender

I may bring back corporal punishment in this house

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sashh · 17/08/2017 15:20

How do you know the former cat is a "she", though?

Well she prefers male visitors to female, but then she may identify as a gay male rabbit for all I know.

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TheWeeWitch · 17/08/2017 15:14

RERFs. Lol.

AdalindSchade · 17/08/2017 15:12

My friend and I make those kinds of comments to each other then laugh and feel proper rebellious

NoLoveofMine · 17/08/2017 15:10

Good point from your friend. I hope you didn't try again with the chicken and invalidate your rabbit's identity (I have no time for RERFs). How do you know the former cat is a "she", though? Does she expect regular brushing and claw care whilst refusing to wear any collars which aren't pink and glittery?

ladyballs · 17/08/2017 14:55

I've peak transed my boyfriend and my mother. I often ask boyfriend if he's assuming my gender.

VestalVirgin · 17/08/2017 14:35

You are welcome.

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