Maybe a flow chart would work better...
Are you here to tell feminists where feminism is going wrong? yes/no
Are you prepared to listen to what women say about their lives? yes/no
Do you think feminists are a borg-like collective with a hive mind? yes/no
Do you think the gender pay gap is purely an artefact of the way ONS collect statistics? yes/no
Do you attach the word "but" to the end of the sentence "Of course women should be able to say what happens to their own bodies"? yes/no
Do you think some rapes are more "rapey" than others? yes/no
Do you think domestic violence is an overwhelmingly gendered phenomenon? yes/no
Do you think the sex industry is an overwhelmingly gendered phenomenon? yes/no
Do you think that sexist adverts are fine because DIET COKE ADVERT, PEOPLE!!!? yes/no
Eventually the flow chart would lead to
Hi, sounds like you might have some interesting opinions and be able to have a two-way conversation about them. Welcome.
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Here's your thermos, ham sandwiches and oyster card. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.