Best response to Smile luv, it might never happen!

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aliasjoey · 28/09/2016 23:50

I posted in Feminism because this is nearly always said by a man to a woman. I don't know if it's that some men think women are just there for them to look at, therefore have to be smiley and pretty?

Or maybe it's me, I just have a Bitchy Resting Face.

I just wish I had the perfect reply.

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sonlypuppyfat · 29/09/2016 07:38

I told one my brother was in hospital dying, I don't have a brother. And I told one my cat had been run over, I didn't have a cat

FreshwaterSelkie · 29/09/2016 07:35

I'd go with Jaquetta's reply. Delivered in my best withering voice.

Or I'd guilt them. "My dog just died, you hopeless prick".

JacquettaWoodville · 29/09/2016 07:24

"Pardon? Why are you saying that?"

helenatroy · 29/09/2016 00:14

It already has. A big smelly arsehole has just told me to cheer up.

colouringinagain · 29/09/2016 00:02

"It just did"

Or on a particularly bad day, "it f#cking did!"

AdaLovelacesCat · 29/09/2016 00:01

I think a simple 'fuck off' would suffice tbh.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 28/09/2016 23:58

"You happened."

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