(Yes it's a trans thread! Don't click if you're gonna whinge) The SAGE test.

Lancelottie I'm impressed by the sheer number of statistically anomalous anallophilic cross-dressers on this thread

genuine lol there!

I'm also pissed off at the train question. If they are going to ask a maths question so you can gauge how easy you find it, it shouldn't be impossible to answer! Their range basically seems to go from "thick" to "cocky (and thick)". There's no "I am quietly confident that this question is impossible".

There's huge swathes of human female experience utterly overlooked. So many questions I found impossible to answer because there wasn't an option even remotely close to the real answer. Take the housework question. I mean, there's not a even a sexist stereotyped "I'm a homebody who loves cleaning" type answer, let alone a "I just do it, because it needs doing, without thinking, same way I brush my teeth everyday". Nope, housework is either erotic or a dreadful chore. Which makes the "It's woman's work" option even more entitled and wankerish. If they cannot even imagine someone might feel enjoyment or pride in housework then why expect women to do it? The other options are all shades of "It's a chore that must be done". However the way they're worded is in a grudging, moany, resentful tone, rather than "I like a clean house, so needs must!" , or "clean sheets feel so nice" or "I do it beaue I want the best for my children". Nope. Erotica or resentment is your choice.

So many questions are just badly written, like the one about recognising an instrumental version of a song. Do they mean you'd know the name of the song? (never, for me) or do they mean you'd recognise the tune? (always).

I can't even bring myself to complete it. The whole thing is just a pile of shit that basically confirms all the theories us dreadful TERFy types subscribe to. Nice own goal, though.

Hah! I confused the test! And am actually pretty insulted by the analysis. I suspect the programmer can't conceive of a woman who can do logic and isn't domesticated...

Your raw score is -550, which indicates that overall you are Masculine.

Your appearance is Masculine. [looks down at dress and adjusts D cup bra]

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Male person [nope, I'm a woman and they are my brain processes so they're female brain processes.]

You appear to socialise in a Masculine manner [I socialise in an autistic manner, maybe that's where the confusion comes in]

You appear to have mild conflicts about your gender identity [wrong again]

ANALYSIS

If your physical sex is female your analysis confuses S.A.G.E., as you appear to have attributes of the Male gender, but have not apparently done anything to alter your physical appearance. Leading this program to wonder if you are actually Intersexed? If you are not, your hesitation to begin transition indicates your doubts about your ability to do so, even though you seem to be a serious candidate for Gender Reassignment Surgery.

I think it's calling me a liar... collapses into giggling heap.

Omg this is so long!

I nearly wet myself at the "who are the worst criminals" question

I think this quiz can't cope with the idea of female unless you act and dress like a pantomime dame.

Edna Everage would probably get waved right through to Ultra Feminine Land.

Your Raw Score is: -390, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Androgynous

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a masculine manner.

You believe you have normal doubts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Transsexual in doubt about your ability to successfully transition.
NOTES:

Your Answers indicate your psychological state has likely prevailed since you were quite young.

Aspie female engineer here. Who wears dresses and skirt suits a lot. Make up, nails and long hair. Mostly because I am cursed with chunky thighs so trousers look shit. Also very very content with being a woman.

I must not like lady things enough.

What were the questions which were supposed to deduce all this cross-dressing? apart from the heel height one (which might work for men but doesnt for women at all nowadays). 'pump' is a high-heeled ladies shoe in the US I believe, btw, I think someone was puzzled by that. And one for which there wasn't an appropriate answer IIRC.

I'm impressed by the sheer number of statistically anomalous anallophilic cross-dressers on this thread, given it's apparently a minority.

Yup, funny that. Almost like it's an entirely unscientific bullshit test based on the daft idea that the majority of people are either simpering girly girls or butch manly men and only a few special snowflakes get to have full and complex personalities

Buffy - now there's a surprise!

The questions didn't test whether you were good at maths. They tested whether you think you're good at maths. Because of stereotype threat women might be less likely to pick the confident answers than a bloke who objectively has the same ability.

My middle name ends in a vowel - an E. The bloke who wrote the test was probably thinking of all the girlie name s ending in 'ie' or 'y' or 'a' and forgot about Mike, Steve, Dave, plain Jane .... twerp

Pretty sure it's because I said I was good at Maths - they ask about that a lot

What does "good at maths" mean ?

I think of myself as bad at Maths. I passed the then Scottish Ordinary Grade maths at a pass between 90 to 100% but failed Scottish Higher Grade maths at somewhere between 45% to 49% (I know that as they gave me a compensatory Ordinary and which actually would be a pass these days)

Sorry , completely irrelevant.

My PC wouldn't do those popup picture ones (though I had popups allowed). Anyway, leaving those out:

S.A.G.E. Test Results
Your Raw Score is: 325, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Quite Female

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Crossdresser
NOTES:

You are in a statistical minority as a anallophilic crossdresser. Most crossdressers are heterosexual. Your motivation for crossdressing may be driven by the undirected nature of your sexuality, as a way to more fully explore the Male gender role.

Yay! I'm an androgynous crossdresser too. By which clearly they mean 'normal sort of woman who wears normal women's clothes'.

Clearly this was written by a man who has absolutely no idea about what actual women are like. And 'anallophilic crossdressers' (ie women who wear normal womens clothes and aren't excited by daringly donning jeans and biker boots) probably are statistically rare in his strange little world.

I'm impressed by the sheer number of statistically anomalous anallophilic cross-dressers on this thread, given it's apparently a minority.

My entire name is gender-neutral according to that reasoning, but I can't see how my parents' choice makes me more masculine or feminine.

I didn't get to that question because I was too grumpy about the spelling mistakes and the train question.

But my boys are total bollocks at word game questions. DS1 had one the other day: 'If a drawer contains ten black socks and ten white socks, and you pick three socks at random, what is the chance you have a matching pair?'
DS1 said 'You don't, you have three socks.'
DS2 said 'Pretty much zero because one will be size 4 and one size 10, given my luck.'

Your Raw Score is: -820, which indicates that overall you are Masculine

Your appearance is Masculine

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Male person.

You appear to socialize in a masculine manner.

You believe you have normal doubts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
If your physical sex is Female your analysis confuses S.A.G.E., as you appear to have attributes of the Male gender, but have not apparently done anything to alter your physical appearance. Leading this program to wonder if you are actually Intersexed? If you are not, your hesitation to begin transition indicates you have doubts about your ability to successfully do so, even though you seem to be a serious candidate for Gender Reassignment Surgery.
NOTES:

Your Answers indicate your psychological state has likely prevailed since you were quite young.

I think it's calling me a liar.

I'm a laydee... 😁 probably because I'm shit at maths and don't get turned on by tools

Your Raw Score is: -360, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Masculine

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have normal doubts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male possible Transsexual
NOTES:

[none]

I'm another one who is really good at Maths but dislikes Star Trek. I really don't want to be a man though

Your Raw Score is: -510, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous
Your appearance is Androgynous
Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.
You appear to socialize in a masculine manner.
You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.
You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male possible Transsexual

Well. That's cleared that up then

Your Raw Score is: -370, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Feminine

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Crossdresser
NOTES:
•You are in a statistical minority as a anallophilic crossdresser. Most crossdressers are heterosexual. Your motivation for crossdressing may be driven by the undirected nature of your sexuality, as a way to more fully explore the Male gender role.

My middle name is Frances too- and I came out all girly brained.............