Having sex with transwomen is so much better than with those frigid women

Some examples of things that are a “must” in a woman’s handbag include the following: hand sanitizer, feminine hygiene products (tampons), deodorant, a compact mirror, lip products, cash, safety pins, a notebook and a pen

Good grief. I'm as girly a girl as you could ask for and even I fail that test.

Wemust - I shouldn't have read that when I was eating should i

fakename no they dont self clean and have to be regularly "rinsed out" to remove all the horrible stuff that gathers in there

It's clearly been written by a moron, and one who reads as if they've never had sex. They seem to think that every single transwoman has the same personalty and the same body type. It's creepy wank fantasy stuff.

The article reads like something from Viz.

Also weirdly fascinated by artificial vagina maintenance.

I have yet to met a transwomen who didn't dress and act like a complete parody of a women. I had a friend years ago who was trans and once asked me to show her how to walk/behave. She sacked me for being rubbish at it, not glamorises, and walk down the road as if I've got cloggs on. I just wasn't the sort of women she wanted to be.

As an aside, 'newly implanted vagina' if they have piv sex, and the man cums inside, how does that work? I'm thinking from a health pov. Female vaginas are self cleaning, do trans vaginas self clean? Sorry, off on a tangent.

This sounds hideous, but there is lots of ghastly bigoted nonsense on the Internet and I'm always wary of increasing its readership by drawing attention to it.

mrspurchase

I didnt even see that

I had to reread "pun? What pun?"

I am always saying "bang out of order" or " you are bang out of luck"

Kittens the way I interpret this fine, considered and well balanced treatise is that women, in all their so-called manifest forms, are purely walking about this earth for the pure sexual pleasure and gratification of men.
And now I'm off to hug my very tiny son and try to continue to make sure he grows up knowing this shit is only suitable for wiping arses with.

So basically what I am getting from all these articles are that transgender women purely exist for male pleasure, there just hanging around waiting for a man to make their lives complete.

Lovely!

Well this solves the problem of all those nasty women who try to trap men by getting pregnant

Rufus pun intended?

And bang go all my concerns about them having a shotgun wedding

Deep joy

I am sorry

I read another article and found this gem

transgender females do not have a uterus, and therefore unwanted pregnancies are not even an issue. If you would prefer not to have baby, you can simply date a transgender woman. Also, you don’t have to worry about shotgun weddings, as these types of weddings are usually associated with unplanned pregnancies.

Who knew contraception issues could be resolved so simply

Off to chat to my teenage boys

Boogers welcome

Tribpot you can't swap stamps for lip glosses!!!

I'm getting heartily sick of all this bullshit and more than a little worried.

Sadly it would probably all have passed me by if it weren't for Mumsnet, it's been and continues to be an education.

Thank you MrsPurchase!

Must tell my non handbag owning female friend that she isn't a woman. All those years spent in a male dominated work environment being discriminated against because she is a woman and all she needed to do was prove non handbag ownership and all would be well.

Boogers I'll bite for you.....

I am not a fucking 'cis' woman. I am a woman and this monstrous prick can fuck the fuck off to the other side of deluded misogynistic fuck and then fuck off some more.

Who the fuck do they think they are? Newly implanted - urgh, what? - vaginas feeling fucking fresher than real vaginas? Fuck off you fucking wankpuffin.

I thought maybe stamps would make up for my lack of 'compact mirror' and 'lip products' (plural?? WTF?).

Grim misogynistic, homophobic, terrified rubbish. And Transwomen are not 'real' women. They have no female biology whatsoever. They are men who live as women, dress as women (at least stereotypically, as a sort of signifier), choose a woman's name and identify as female. But they are not real women.

And that's okay. If they want to live as women, fine. I fully support their right to protections under law and their right not to be oppressed, discriminated against or assaulted. But they are not real women.

I'm a man too then as I have no stamps in my handbag, just a lot of rubbish :)