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A well meaning friend sent this to dd- I have to share it or murder someone! And why should I suffer alone?

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Hakluyt · 07/04/2015 12:35

She's 19, and dealing with a collapsing relationship. An honorary uncle sent her this as a consoling message. Fortunately it fuelled her feminism, and she won't see him for a while, so his testicles will remain intact! But the thought of people thinking this sort of thing, offensive on so many levels is OK just make me despairing. So I want you all to despair as well.

A well meaning friend sent this to dd- I have to share it or murder someone! And why should I suffer alone?

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PuffinsAreFictitious · 11/04/2015 18:49

S'ok Chopper... I've been known to lick people completely sober.

I probably shouldn't have admitted to that though

YonicScrewdriver · 11/04/2015 13:28

Not as wrong as licking tomatoes AKA love apples...

stoopstoconker · 11/04/2015 12:52

Anyone remember the Spitting Image/Maggie T sketch?
What about the vegetables?
Oh they'll have what I'm having.

stoopstoconker · 11/04/2015 12:47

Licking potatoes is wrong.

Anniegetyourgun · 11/04/2015 12:26

But will nobody think of the poor vegetables?

ChopperGordino · 11/04/2015 09:18

I'd had a couple of drinks last night . I'll spare the rest of you a licking, but please know I love you just the same

YonicScrewdriver · 11/04/2015 08:49

Sage and apples are both awesome with pork.

MardyBra · 11/04/2015 01:02

I mostly lurk and love.

Whilst nodding in a manner which I pretend is sage.

PuffinsAreFictitious · 10/04/2015 22:48

We all love Buffy as well. And Chopper. And Heckler. It's a big old hatchet faced harridan love in.

Rather fond of Hak, even though we don't always agree. Sorry for derailing your thread

JeanneDeMontbaston · 10/04/2015 22:47

I love you all too.

Heckler · 10/04/2015 22:43

And puffins. Or would that be derailing?

Heckler · 10/04/2015 22:42

Can I mention that I love buffy too?

PuffinsAreFictitious · 10/04/2015 22:41

also good to know that I'm not the only face licker here

Ahem

stoopstoconker · 10/04/2015 22:35

Are you licking Jeanne's face because she tastes all appley? mmmm

PuffinsAreFictitious · 10/04/2015 22:24

Of course everyone's in love with Jeanne!

JeanneDeMontbaston · 10/04/2015 22:15

Much more of this and I'll be wishing the MRAs were back!

BuffyEpistemiwhatsit · 10/04/2015 22:11

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JeanneDeMontbaston · 10/04/2015 22:04

I don't know why, but with your current name, that is really quite disturbing.

ChopperGordino · 10/04/2015 22:02

JeanneDeMontbaston · 10/04/2015 21:58

I can't tell if I'm meant to be blushing profoundly or feeling impressed at my evil radfem success in inspiring political lesbianism.

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Hakluyt · 10/04/2015 21:46

Me too.

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Heckler · 10/04/2015 21:45

Well I thought so

BuffyEpistemiwhatsit · 10/04/2015 21:31

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Heckler · 10/04/2015 21:27

I have always been in love with Jeanne

JeanneDeMontbaston · 10/04/2015 20:47

Thank you both.

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