Enough women are anally penetrated without consent that it makes it onto a "top 21 things women don't like in bed" list, and your response is "well, no one would care if men were complaining about being anally penetrated would they?"
A litany of instances of sexual assault (because that's what a lot of those are) gets published as a lighthearted "hey, guys, check out this list of cer-aazzy things that APPARENTLY women don't like" piece, rather than a "WTF is wrong with our basic notions of sexual consent that these are the kind of things we get in response to a 'tell us what bugs you about your partner' prompt?" article, and all you can say is "well, you wouldn't like it if I complained about things women do in bed"?
It is frankly terrifying that this kind of behaviour is normalised now, in 2014. What on earth is happening to us as a society?