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How to be a good and happy housewife article

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PixieHot · 05/01/2013 21:36

How to be a good and happy housewife article

'The good housewife needs to maintain a good appearance and do not repeat the mistakes of some women who after the marriage lose their attraction.'

HmmConfused

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PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty · 05/01/2013 22:05

And not physically repulsive, i think.

PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty · 05/01/2013 22:04

And not physically repulsive, i think.

LynetteScavo · 05/01/2013 22:02

so, basically you have to be a good cook, and a good shag.

WiseKneeHair · 05/01/2013 21:59

I think I've just time travelled back to the 1950's. Shock

ZZZenAgain · 05/01/2013 21:58

perhaps she asks her dh to write her a schedule

PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty · 05/01/2013 21:57

I suppose one could multitask?!

tribpot · 05/01/2013 21:56

'You can also have hobbies' - that's fucking generous.

Confused though - the housewife spends "all [her] day cleaning and tidying up" yet is also learning to cook, shag and plan birthdays. How is she doing this? Does she do 12 hours of cleaning and 12 hours of shagging-cooking-planning? I think we should be told!

UptoapointLordCopper · 05/01/2013 21:52

I recommend clicking on the "book" link. Grin

PixieHot · 05/01/2013 21:50

Fly Grin, I hope you're fully recovered now.

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PixieHot · 05/01/2013 21:49

And I didn't even quote the worst bit...

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FlyOverTheMistletoe · 05/01/2013 21:47

Pixie I've been poorly all day. Thanks for posting that - it really made me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PaleHousewifeOfCumbriaCounty · 05/01/2013 21:45

Hahahahahahahaha nobody show this to Mr PaleHousewife please!