Pretty much every women's magazine cover ever...

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BitOfFun · 05/07/2011 23:57

Is encompassed here...

It did make me laugh, and reminded me why I stopped bothering with them years ago.

Any more clichés you'd suggest?

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SybilBeddows · 06/07/2011 09:21

rofl BoF. I haven't read the things for years, even in a doctor's waiting room now I go for the gardening ones or the ones about your county with features called 'Focus on obscure small town with a new restaurant'.

lmao re cupcake CEOs and 'look at you, you loser!'

Empusa · 06/07/2011 00:20

bella you've got it half right. It needs "Shock Horror! Dangerously Thin Celebs!" next to the "Eww, Look at these Gross Celebs eating!" article.

Bonus points if they also add in, "Z-List Star Shares Weight Loss Secrets!" and "Fashion Industry Solely to Blame for Eating Disorders"

DontCallMePeanut · 06/07/2011 00:20

But... They've forgotten the obligatory "he's breathing so he's cheating on you" article

bellabelly · 06/07/2011 00:09

Love it. Heat magazine are especially good at doing a "Shock Horror! Dangerously Thin Celebs!" issue promptly followed by a "Celebs Celebrate Their Curves!" issue, both of which mainly consist of famous women looking far better in a bikini than I could ever dream of.

UsingMainlySpoons · 06/07/2011 00:02

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