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Why do you think Women are better than Men?

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Awillo · 29/05/2011 17:06

They quite clearly aren't, they just leech off what Men achieve.

Women only want equal rights when it suits them, like pay for example.

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AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 23:23

BTP - lovely nails are one thing women do better. 'Cept for a funky male mate of mine you does his with precision, and maintains them. I tell him he is gay. He refuses this. But I know...

Celedon - why the aggression of capitals? Empty vessels and all of that?

bring it.

HerBeX · 30/05/2011 23:10
BeerTricksPotter · 30/05/2011 23:03

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celadon · 30/05/2011 23:00

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AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 22:33

SAF - not really - just reflects the narrow angle of the female posters round here. Nothing more.

I susepect the oyster thing, by analogic reference, is subliminal and a bit funny.Grin

BeerTricksPotter · 30/05/2011 22:29

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KatieMiddleton · 30/05/2011 22:20
AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 22:19
HandDivedScallopsrgreat · 30/05/2011 22:18

I just stab the button to get jars open. That releases the vacuum. Job done.

AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 22:15

actually, KM, you are thinkiing of another 'button'...

sprogger · 30/05/2011 22:13

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KatieMiddleton · 30/05/2011 22:12

arf at BeerTricks

KatieMiddleton · 30/05/2011 22:10

Actually the button is already depressed. It pops up when the seal is broken.

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AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 21:57

the button on the top just needs pressing down firmly - if you look properly.....

many men are killed and injured every month by patners whose irresponsible jar-opening technique is used as a defence in court.....section 20 wounding is a serious case. Some may deserve it. Some were just planning to exercise their larynx. Who knows.

BeerTricksPotter · 30/05/2011 21:52

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KatieMiddleton · 30/05/2011 21:48

No. Tis much cleverer. Most of the really tough jars have one of those button things in the top that makes a really tight seal. By sliding a blunt knife under the rim of the jar between the threads and wiggling it makes the tiniest gap which releases the seal and bingo! jar is open.

Do not do this with a sharp knife. You will impale yourself and possibly the man who's coming to assist you while purring in his best baritone "S'alright love. I've got it covered". Although he probably deserves it.

BeerTricksPotter · 30/05/2011 21:35

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AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 21:23

or encourage even!

AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 21:23

or a step ladder. Or a box. or magnets on items to draw them down. Or judicious use of string as a lassoo-type thing. Or just "emcourage" them down.

HandDivedScallopsrgreat · 30/05/2011 21:16

Pan - I'll give you getting things down from high shelves. But if this was a woman's world there wouldn't be shelves we couldn't reach Wink.

AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 21:14

Ha! only if you ask for one. And it usually comes in the form of the winning wink, which also sends your knees to jelly.Grin

madwomanintheattic · 30/05/2011 21:10

'the whole service'

does that include a free head-pat? Grin

AwesomePan · 30/05/2011 21:05

sorry to tell you, but such toys don't come with a ripple of manly forearm as the top comes free, followed by a deep, rich bass-baritone voice saying "there you go, love", that sends you knees to jelly. You've got the think of the whole service, see?

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