Why, in this day and age...

...I liked looking at pictures of willies in text books biology but chem and physics, no.....

weren't David and Goliath the people who did "boys are stupid, throw rocks at them." ?

obviously they've decided that the lack of recent controversy has been bad for sales. what is it with some people thinking that offensive slogans/stereotypes are cool?

Are you any good at science? I've heard it has the same effect.

well I cant do maths and I've got a face like a bg of spanners....

Emailed - should this go on AIBU so Littlewoods can feel the full force of mumsnet?

What vexes me is when people say such products are 'ironic' and that I "don't have a sense of humour" because I don't like them. This stuff is attractive to little children, often marketed at them, and to be honest, I've yet to meet a young child whose sense of IRONY is WELL HONED.

my sil (who is a judge and supposed to be edumacated and everything) bought dd1(11) a 'gold-digga' hoody for christmas.

Madwoman - my little brother went to ballet and his big sisters went to army cadets. Both great places for meeting members of the opposite sex!
Add to that he was good at ballet and we liked running around in the forests and camping.

Have added a review.

Poor non-dancing boys. Destined to be dad dancers in later life. Much worse than not being able to do maths.

Just looked on the David & Goliath site. Lovely toddler t-shirts with "Lock up your daughters" and "Ladies Man" on them. And a wallet saying "Gold digger, like a hooker only smarter". And yes, some horrible boy stuff too. I think they're trying to be "edgy", which is odd since that nonsense is mainstream. HerBeX's ideas are much edgier. I'd never heard of them before, so not buying from them in the future will affect neither of us.

ffs. where is it?

dd has one - key ring. little boy is wearing a tutu.

I think I may have to write a complaint about that too. It's utterly appalling!

sharbie - where? i need a link.

some little tosser started grilling ds on tuesday about why he goes to dance class. i was ready to commit murder.

supposed to be light hearted??

And there are some who say (unkindly I feel) that even if you want to join Take That, not being able to dance is not a particular disadvantage.

Yes but unless you want to join Take That, when has not being able to dance been a real disadvantage to boys?

ahem they also do stuff about horrid boys too....boys can't dance etc

this is meant to attract the boys who think maths is irrelevent for girls.

a 'get your free brainless wife here' flashing neon sign to stop you accidentally getting shacked up with a woman who might have an opinion.

i am loving the review.

i'm slightly frightened to look at their other products though... i suspect some of them bear a scary resemblance to the spoof version.

Fantastic review HerbeX. Order me a tiger t shirt too please

I am speechless - I really can't think what the misandrist equivalent may be - horrid, vile & utterly repugnant.

How have we decided, as a society, that this is even acceptable?

It's not even the sexism that bothers me so much as the fact that to be interested in maths (or any academic endeavour) is the mark of someone who's socially inadequate. Gender exclusive, as presumably, this is meant to attract the boys who also think maths is irrelevant.

OK I submitted the following review:

Your Review: Instant SATs Failure. Brilliant
By Layla Lipsticklover from On the floor on 31/3/2011

Pros: Knows only looks matter, Her self esteem dropped, She stopped homeworkCons: Teacher confiscated itBottom Line:Yes, I would recommend this to a friendI used this item to ensure that my daughter knows that the most important thing about her is her looks and that maths are only for ugly girls and geeks who will have to take comfort in the fact that they run their own companies when they're grown up, instead of having a lovely husband.

Up until I bought the product, my daughter was being brainwashed by her wretched teachers, into thinking that doing well at school was important. Now she knows that all the academic qualifications in the world, won't alter the fact that she is just a girl and will be just a woman and it doesn't matter how good she is at maths, she's here to serve a man.

Thank goodness for this type of product, it helps fight all that new fangled modern nonsense about girls being as good as boys. Keep them coming, we don't want girl's expectations to get too high, do we?

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I expect they will reject it...