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HEALTH: controversial feminist website Mumsnet discovers a little bit of dirt 'can' kill you.

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 20:23

From the spoof Twitter account DM Reporter.

SGM was surprised to hear that we had a feminist revolution this weekend. I have informed her that Dittany has been elected Queen in her absence. Although perhaps she would prefer to be President, not sure if she is a Royalist.

SGM would like the post of Minister for Education and Popcorn.

I have put my name in the hat as Minster for Chocolate and Wine.

We also have a suggestion for Minister of Jam and Chutney Making, with responsibility for the Peanut Butter Department.

I feel we need some more Ministries. What do you suggest?

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Rhadegunde · 30/01/2011 20:35

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AnyFucker · 30/01/2011 20:34

no, no

no humourless feminists here

BitOfFun · 30/01/2011 20:33

I have to be Minister for Fun. Unless we are humourless feminists?

ilythia · 30/01/2011 20:33

yy to all suggestions btw

I think you need more than one style minister, it could be a problem otherwise.
Maybe divide the Dept into subministers, like one for shoes, one for coats, and one for trousers?

BecauseImWorthIt · 30/01/2011 20:31

I think lumping chocolate with wine is a bit greedy, MmeLindt.

You take chocolate and I'll take wine.

ilythia · 30/01/2011 20:31

I want to be a minister, but all I can offer is the Minister for Half Arsed Work.
Something in the Treasury then?

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 20:27

What about Minster for Style with Substance?
Mrs Badger, or Cyb?

And Minister for Weightloss must go to iPodge.

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AnyFucker · 30/01/2011 20:26

I put myself forward as Minister for straight talking

earwicga · 30/01/2011 20:25

The republican force is gaining strength as you pop corn!

EngelbertFustianMcSlinkydog · 30/01/2011 20:25

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