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HEALTH: controversial feminist website Mumsnet discovers a little bit of dirt 'can' kill you.

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 20:23

From the spoof Twitter account DM Reporter.

SGM was surprised to hear that we had a feminist revolution this weekend. I have informed her that Dittany has been elected Queen in her absence. Although perhaps she would prefer to be President, not sure if she is a Royalist.

SGM would like the post of Minister for Education and Popcorn.

I have put my name in the hat as Minster for Chocolate and Wine.

We also have a suggestion for Minister of Jam and Chutney Making, with responsibility for the Peanut Butter Department.

I feel we need some more Ministries. What do you suggest?

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 21:09

Perhaps we could have special advisers.

Mary Portas could be Ministry of Sorting Things Out.

Gok could advise of Fashion and Support Underwear.

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KaraStarbuckThrace · 30/01/2011 21:01

AnyFuleNo - that sounds right up my street, can I be your UnderSecretary.

I think HullyGully would be perfect for the Ministry for Reasonableness.

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 21:01

Ministry of Getting Things into Perspective - is that not part of the Ministry for Home Truths?

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LadyBiscuit · 30/01/2011 20:57

Ahh right Rhadegunde :o I didn't think it was sinister, just thought I was being dim at not understanding the cryptic nature of your name

I want to be Ministry of Wrongness

Blatherskite · 30/01/2011 20:56

Ministry for Moral realignment. Putting an end to eating Grapes in the Supermarket before they are paid for!!

AnyFuleKno · 30/01/2011 20:53

I want to head up the ministry of getting things out of perspective

OR

the ministry of flat shoes, unbrushed hair and no make up.

Rhadegunde · 30/01/2011 20:53

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EngelbertFustianMcSlinkydog · 30/01/2011 20:49

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KaraStarbuckThrace · 30/01/2011 20:46

You need a Ministry for Justice Reasonableness.
Where any one accused of Unreasonableness will face trial by a jury of their judgy pants wearing peers.

If found to be Unreasonable, they will be forced to become a Bounty hun and be sentenced to 2-4 tickers in their signature.

Sentence is doubled for Bridezillas.

ilythia · 30/01/2011 20:46

I'll shut up now....

LadyBiscuit · 30/01/2011 20:45

Can I be in charge of fags and general impropriety?

SGM - I so did not understand the reference to summer castles and still don't but glad to 'see' you again

ilythia · 30/01/2011 20:45

In fact, each MInisterial Dept needs it's own logo.

Dept for wine/chocolate Grin

Treasury Blush

ilythia · 30/01/2011 20:44

Is the Under Secretary FFS in teh Dept of Hmm

ilythia · 30/01/2011 20:43

Minister for Pirate Sex

Minister for Biscuits (sorry, but had to be done, they definately need their own Ministry, maybe by the Tunnocks factory)

Rhadegunde · 30/01/2011 20:42

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AnyFucker · 30/01/2011 20:40

oh thanks rhad, am with you now

name changers just confuse me

< is easily confused >

mwsarah · 30/01/2011 20:40

Minister for Supermarket Snobbery.

Minister for Tory Hatred.

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 20:40

Ok. I will give up half of my ministry, but then SGM has to give up Education and Popcorn.

Ministry of Naming is good.

And yes, to humourful feminists.

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Ormirian · 30/01/2011 20:39

We need a Minister for Home Truths (for ensuring that everyone is able to Get A Grip). And an Under Secretary FFS.

ilythia · 30/01/2011 20:38

SGM, perfect. Woudl you need to see/approve all babies names before they are registered or would there be an approved list (with spellings, natch)

Rhadegunde · 30/01/2011 20:38

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SixtyFootDoll · 30/01/2011 20:37

I'll do 'nails'

AnyFucker · 30/01/2011 20:37

rhad...tell me that again

who were you before the name change ?

Rhadegunde · 30/01/2011 20:36

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