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HEALTH: controversial feminist website Mumsnet discovers a little bit of dirt 'can' kill you.

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 20:23

From the spoof Twitter account DM Reporter.

SGM was surprised to hear that we had a feminist revolution this weekend. I have informed her that Dittany has been elected Queen in her absence. Although perhaps she would prefer to be President, not sure if she is a Royalist.

SGM would like the post of Minister for Education and Popcorn.

I have put my name in the hat as Minster for Chocolate and Wine.

We also have a suggestion for Minister of Jam and Chutney Making, with responsibility for the Peanut Butter Department.

I feel we need some more Ministries. What do you suggest?

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MmeLindt · 31/01/2011 18:39

Oh. They are hideous stunning.

How about Minister for Creatures of the Earth (non-human division)

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FlamingoBingo · 31/01/2011 18:33

flamingo glasses

Should we all wear glasses appropriate to our office?

And, you know, I'm a bit miffed that someone's going to get the ministry of all magical creatures, and I just get one randomly coloured bird!

HerMajestiesSecretCervix · 31/01/2011 18:21

Minister of Gin and Tonic here pretty please. If I have enough gin I can take on the role of magical creatures too.

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MmeLindt · 31/01/2011 18:08

No, it was Mermaid glasses.

Which reminds me. Do we have a candidate for Minister for Magical Creatures?

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MmeLindt · 31/01/2011 17:54

OOOH, I saw the perfect glasses for the Minister of Flamingos. Will look on my phone to see if it is still on there.

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FlamingoBingo · 31/01/2011 17:14

Haha Rhade. Yes - v. important to have a minister for flamingoes, I can see that.

Ormirian · 31/01/2011 17:11

Office for Budget Impossibility

Rhadegunde · 31/01/2011 17:08

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FlamingoBingo · 31/01/2011 17:04

I want to join in, but have no idea what I could be minister for!

FluffyMummy123 · 31/01/2011 15:51

ill be minister of appointments Wink

sakura · 31/01/2011 06:33

THat is weird, Rhadegunde

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 31/01/2011 01:19

Ooh this sounds great. Can I be Minister for Obscene Poetry and Ranting?

LadyBiscuit · 30/01/2011 22:20

That's why my sister was keen on our eyes to meet over an aubergine at Sainsburys Local. Webb is married and has a DD (hence our embarrassed smiles - we were both dragging walking with our children in opposite directions

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SixtyFootDoll · 30/01/2011 22:14

See I prefer Robert Webb, he sure can dancce

LadyBiscuit · 30/01/2011 22:09

My sister always hoped I'd run into David Mitchell (we lived near one another), our eyes would meet and then BAM! Love at first sight.

I never bumped into him but I kept bumping into Robert Webb a lot - to the point where we were giving one another embarrassed smiles.

/unbelievably off topic

I am taking this seriously, honest

LadyBiscuit · 30/01/2011 22:06

Actually no, scratch that, I want to be Minister for Fun. I will be in charge of cocktails and the karaoke machine :)

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 22:04

Lol SFD.

We need a Minister for Feminist Education, methinks.

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SixtyFootDoll · 30/01/2011 21:44

WWhen I said about being minister for nails
I meant 'hard as nails' not french manicures.

Rhadegunde · 30/01/2011 21:37

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Blatherskite · 30/01/2011 21:37

I've got a degree in Industrial design that I'm currently not using. I can sort out the Ministry of Engineering for you if you like?

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MmeLindt · 30/01/2011 21:32

I am a bit worried that we are a bit non-feminist here.

Ministries of Soft Furnishing and Craft Ministry sounds like fun, but it is not controversial or radical.

We could do with a Minister of Engineering

Or a Minister of Offside Rule (Undersecretary of Do Me A Favour Love)

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SixtyFootDoll · 30/01/2011 21:28

A craft dept?
We could make our own business cards with some decoupage

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