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tobee · 20/12/2023 18:20

Reading the disappointing reads thread it made me wonder if any celebrity novels are any good?

So Richards Osman and Coles, Bob Mortimer 👎 (hear the Family Fortunes "uh-oh" X sound affect. And everyone seems to hate David Willaims books on Mumsnet. But seen people talk about Jenny Eclair books favourably.

So can celebrities write novels?

I tend to avoid like the plague as I think agents/publishers are after the buck that the cachet of the celebrity name gives and standard of writing is a secondary consideration. I may be missing out.

Anyway, celebrity novels that you loved, hated, feel indifferent to.

NB This is really about fiction only not non fiction.

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Softwintersun · 30/12/2023 19:27

I like graham nortons novels too!

soberfabulous · 30/12/2023 19:23

Also agree that dawn French's books are awful...pains me to say it as she's a comedy icon and I love her. But they're all dreadful.

soberfabulous · 30/12/2023 19:22

I've enjoyed all of graham norton's fiction and his latest one was his best yet. Really good.

tobee · 30/12/2023 19:13

Just been catching up on this thread. Some interesting and amusing responses!!

Wrt pp I'm surprised that David Baddiel's kids' books aren't good as he's extremely bright, used to writing comedy/serious stuff and has written several adult fiction. I haven't read any of his books for any age range. Maybe he doesn't really bother for kids' books or can't get the genre right?

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Lastexmouse · 30/12/2023 11:53

Part of whats annoying is not knowing which authors actually wrote their books and which are ghost written. Or heavily supported by editors.

Find it hard to believe that Anton du Beke, Alisha Dixon, Alan Titchmarsh and many others didn't have help .

Levriers · 30/12/2023 07:01

I hated the first Richard Osman book. Couldn’t go further than a chapter or so. I have quite enjoyed Anton Du Beke & I read one of Carol Kirkwood. Hers is very lightweight read on the beach type but ok. Anton’s was a bit better I thought

Softwintersun · 30/12/2023 06:56

Dawn French as a novelist is absolute shite. One of the worst books I have ever read. Had she not been Dawn French there is no way it would have been published.

The most worrying trend is for celebrity childrens authors.....David baddiel, ade apitan, Aylisha Dixon , dermot o'dreary, rochelle humes, chris hoy, clare balding ..frank lampard, miranda hart....the list is endless all shite and probably ghost written

Brendabigbaps · 30/12/2023 04:35

Julian clary wrote a few grown up books before he started writing kids books, they were great and I live in hope he’ll write more. They were very Julian tho, innuendo etc but really well written.

his kids books, the bolds series, are also great if you have 7-11 year olds

ARockIsASlowSlowCooledOffFlameAndACradle · 30/12/2023 04:29

This thread has reminded me how much I enjoyed one of Dawn French's novels, I should look for her others. Can't remember what it was called, I grabbed it off the display shelf at the library assuming it was a memoir as I'd no idea she wrote fiction. Not literature, to be sure, but utterly entertaining.

Fourecks · 30/12/2023 02:40

I received Michael Caine's novel Deadly Game for Christmas so will report back.

pleasejustnawta · 30/12/2023 02:06

@JaneyGee or go to your local library and try out one of the many many new authors that have books out and who are not celebrities but might be able to write!!!

JaneyGee · 27/12/2023 20:18

They really annoy me. Writing a novel is an incredibly arrogant thing to do. There are so many great books out there you’d need several lifetimes to read them all. The world doesn’t need yet another crappy novel by a B-list celebrity clogging up the bookshelves. Instead of reading Richard Osman or Dawn French, read Virginia Woolf or George Eliot or the Brontes for crying out loud.

A celebrity memoir is different. They can be quite entertaining, especially if you like the person concerned. I really enjoyed Brian Blessed’s autobiography, for example.

Snozzlemaid · 26/12/2023 18:15

Ben Elton has written some brilliant books. I particularly loved Two Brothers and Time and Time again.
Ruth Jones' books were an enjoyable easy read.
My biggest surprise was Fern Britton. I read one of hers recently and was pleasantly surprised how good it was.

clarepetal · 26/12/2023 15:28

Dawn French is good, and Jenny Éclair is amazing. Highly recommended.

FoFanta · 26/12/2023 14:23

I really enjoyed Graham Norton's books - I usually listen to them in Audible and he narrates them very well.

Soccermumamir · 26/12/2023 14:19

Don't tend to read them however, I am reading 'The woman in me' - Britney Spears and loving it so far 😊🫶

RadRad · 24/12/2023 15:06

Ruth Jones's books get good reviews, although I haven't read any yet.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 24/12/2023 14:50

I liked one of Ben Elton's - based on Big Brother, can't remember the title now

Costacoffeeplease · 24/12/2023 14:18

Has anyone read Martin Kemp’s first novel? Although I’ve always had a soft spot for him since spandau ballet, I can’t quite bring myself to read it

EpicSoundtracks · 24/12/2023 13:14

I really enjoyed ‘Contacts’ by Mark Watson, and I’m looking forward to reading more of his books.

JaninaDuszejko · 22/12/2023 15:04

Not all celebrities are equal. Someone said above about Edwina Curry, there have been several politicians who have been successful writers, e.g. Disraeli or Churchill. A celebrity whose job involves writing (like a comedian) has a better chance of being a decent writer than e.g. a reality star. That doesn't mean they will definitely be a great writer and obviously celebrities have a massive advantage when it comes to publicising their book which is why they get publishing deals.

With children's books I agree with everything people say about David Walliams but I also know that DD1 adored his books when at the right age and she had no idea about his celebrity so he's obviously doing something right.

Lastexmouse · 22/12/2023 14:34

Walkinginthesand · 22/12/2023 12:40

Like a previous poster, I've enjoyed Graham Norton's novels. I love TV Graham Norton but I thought I'd be hearing his voice while reading his novel which might get a little irritating but you really wouldn't know he was the author. They come under the category of mystery/crime novels and have read A Keeper and Homestretch while I saw and enjoyed the TV dramatisation of Holding. Recommended.

I've also read his 1st and Forever Home.
Forever Home was pretty good I thought.

I like the fact that they're not sentimental and the plot of Forever Home held together well .

Lastexmouse · 22/12/2023 14:29

Read the 1st Richard Osman book. Thought it was readable but I'm not tempted to read any more of his.
My mum absolutely loves them though. I think they'll be bothering the bestsellers list for some time.

His brother Mat Osman has also got a book out!

I've read Robert Peston's 1st book - weird book, in the 'so bad it's good' way.

I may read the 2nd in the series but I don't want to buy it , would rather get it from the library.

ANightmareBeforeChristmas · 22/12/2023 13:13

I enjoyed all Edwina Currie's novels.

RaraRachael · 22/12/2023 13:11

I was really looking forward to Richard Coles' book buf every sentence seemed to last half a page and I had to refer to the dictionary quite a few times although I'm well educated.
My daughter read Osman's first offering but won't be reading any more!