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Classics you couldn't finish

211 replies

Tambatamba · 05/09/2023 05:07

For me, Dracula. As compelling as it was, I had to stop reading it because I found it so sad and depressing.

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Ineedwinenow · 06/09/2023 21:16

MissLucyEyelesbarrow · 06/09/2023 20:54

Some young people get married.
Do not invade Russia in winter.

HTH 😉

Thanks! That’s exactly what I needed! Saves about 15 years of my life 😆

MissLucyEyelesbarrow · 06/09/2023 20:54

Ineedwinenow · 06/09/2023 18:31

War & Peace for me! I’m only on page 40 and I’ve been on page 40 for about three years!

I still have around 1400 pages left 🤦‍♀️ can anyone explain the entire story and all the characters in about 10 words for me Grin

Some young people get married.
Do not invade Russia in winter.

HTH 😉

newrubylane · 06/09/2023 20:02

Anything by Dickens - just tedious.

Also Thomas Hardy - I don't need seven pages of description to visualise a field and some sheep, thanks Tommy.

TodayForTomorrow · 06/09/2023 19:45

@crumpet Take of Two Cities made me really cry too. I read it whilst breastfeeding just because I had it on my Kindle app and it really grabbed me. I hadn't anticipated the ending at all so I just broke my heart for that selfless act.

clowniform · 06/09/2023 19:32

I think that the world is divided into two sets of people: those who prefer ‘Jane Eyre’ and those whose souls sing with ‘Wuthering Heights’.

WHAT?! #teamAnne

Lovecleansheets · 06/09/2023 19:05

I think that the world is divided into two sets of people: those who prefer ‘Jane Eyre’ and those whose souls sing with ‘Wuthering Heights’.

I’m a ‘Jane Eyre’ girl.

Loved ‘Middlemarch’, ‘Tess’ and ‘Far From the Madding Crowd’, all Austen (my English teacher listened to me slagging off Fanny Price and then asked me why I had so little compassion for an abused child - brought me up short) and ‘Bleak House’ makes me howl for Lord Dedlock as well as Jo. I find ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ oppressive.

But how I despise (and couldn’t finish) ‘Moby Dick’, ‘Catch 22’, Tolkien and anything by an Amis. Misogynistic bores. In fact, books by women are more fun. Try Nancy Mitford and Stella Gibbons: so much more cheerful!

TodayForTomorrow · 06/09/2023 19:00

Love Dickens!

I've stopped with War and Peace - was going to do the chapter per day thing but didn't keep it up. It started off surprisingly strong but the battlefield bits are very dull to me.

Not sure if it's a classic as such, but Wolf Hall. I have tried and tried and tried. Everything about it says that it should be right up my street but I can't do it.

Never finished Tess D'Urbervilles either.

RoadLess · 06/09/2023 18:48

madeofcheeze · 06/09/2023 18:44

The Custom of the Country. Have to read it for my degree. Tried reading it and can't get into it at all, so I tried the audiobook. That's 14 hours long and just as dull.

Oh, I loved that! Undine is so deliciously awful and her social climbing and conniving…

madeofcheeze · 06/09/2023 18:44

The Custom of the Country. Have to read it for my degree. Tried reading it and can't get into it at all, so I tried the audiobook. That's 14 hours long and just as dull.

BeautyGoesToBenidorm · 06/09/2023 18:39

The Hunchback of Notre Dame. What a slog that was.

MargotBamborough · 06/09/2023 18:33

Wuthering Shites.

crumpet · 06/09/2023 18:32

MenopauseSucks · 05/09/2023 07:06

Tale of Two Cities. I've tried & tried & tried but it just doesn't 'grab' me & make me want to read it.

Dracula because I get too scared...

Tale of Two Cities is still the only book to have made me cry - and on a train too which was deeply annoying. The Pickwick Papers mind you was unreadable.

Ineedwinenow · 06/09/2023 18:31

War & Peace for me! I’m only on page 40 and I’ve been on page 40 for about three years!

I still have around 1400 pages left 🤦‍♀️ can anyone explain the entire story and all the characters in about 10 words for me Grin

MrsJellybee · 06/09/2023 18:29

Xiaoxiong · 05/09/2023 06:37

Middlemarch. I feel like I need to finish it just not to be a cliché but I started it 18 years ago and not finished yet...

Took me there attempts between age 15 and 29.

Nellieinthebarn · 06/09/2023 18:26

Can't read Dickens, the silly names and over long descriptions get on my nerves. Can't read Moby Dick, it's just very very boring. Love Dracula though.

RoadLess · 06/09/2023 18:24

Sgtmajormummy · 06/09/2023 18:18

@RoadLess
The fridge??

Yes!!! I screamed inadvertently in the URR of the Bodleian. And have never quite forgiven Byatt.

Sgtmajormummy · 06/09/2023 18:18

@RoadLess
The fridge??

RoadLess · 06/09/2023 18:08

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/09/2023 17:47

Fanny’s livelier sister Susan is the heroine

I love the bit in MP where Susan is smiling as she and Fanny leave her parents' home but no-one sees as it's hidden by her bonnet.

Yes, Susan is cool. (And bags her cousin Tom in the Joan Aiken sequel!)

RoadLess · 06/09/2023 18:07

Sgtmajormummy · 05/09/2023 16:53

I love novels with a far-reaching character list. I have the Frederica (Byatt) books to read in the right order as soon as I retire.

So A Suitable Boy is a favourite.
Middlemarch, ploughing through the first 300 pages gives great rewards afterwards. It’s as scandalous as any Jackie Collins.
Dickens was a favourite in my 30s, not before.
Jane Austen, over popular (William Hurt is not Mr Rochester) but I did enjoy Mansfield Park.

I’m now approaching Ulysses in ever-decreasing circles.

The Frederica novels are great, but Byatt does a thing, out of the blue, to a major character, that made me cry out loud in shock and outrage in the middle of a silent university library. A Byatt-loving friend and I still talk about it decades afterwards in undiminished outrage.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/09/2023 17:58

I don't cry easily, and I hate mawkishness and emotional manipulation, yet Dickens makes me cry over and over again. Total mystery to me

When he dials it down it is just right - thinking of Daniel Peggotty and the way he describes his searches for Little Emily through France.

Do sniff a bit at the part where they all leave for Australia.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/09/2023 17:47

Fanny’s livelier sister Susan is the heroine

I love the bit in MP where Susan is smiling as she and Fanny leave her parents' home but no-one sees as it's hidden by her bonnet.

JaneyGee · 06/09/2023 13:37

Random789 · 05/09/2023 15:49

I can't read anything he wrote about Dora without having to brush away a tear trickle of vomit from my eye mouth.

One of Dickens' major weaknesses is his portrayal of 'saintly' young women. Dora is repulsive, and so is Agnes in David Copperfield. There is something sickeningly anaemic about them.

But so many other scenes in Dickens cripple me. The bit in Bleak House, where Joe the road sweeper goes and sweeps the grave of the opium addict who has died. The man had been kind to him, and sweeping his grave is all Joe can do in return (I'm flippin tearing up as I write this!!). Or the scene where David Copperfield is living alone in London and working for a living. It is his 10th birthday and so he treats himself by going to a pub. He tells the landlady it's his birthday, and she watches him drink his beer on his own, then comes round the bar, gives him his money back, and hugs him.

I don't cry easily, and I hate mawkishness and emotional manipulation, yet Dickens makes me cry over and over again. Total mystery to me. The only other piece of literature that does that is Blake's poem The Chimney Sweep. If I read these lines out loud I cry:

And by came an angel
And with a bright key
He opened the coffins
And set them all free.

And down a green plain,
Leaping, laughing, they run
And wash in a river
And shine in the sun.

TheIsleOfTheLost · 05/09/2023 22:35

Call me Ishmael.

Read that line so many times and never got more than a few pages further. It really is impenetrable. I'm not even going to name the book. If you know, you know.

ErrolTheDragon · 05/09/2023 18:02

.... Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka-ya-ya...

Once I start on a Kate Bush earworm I get a whole canful.

MissLucyEyelesbarrow · 05/09/2023 17:57

Random789 · 05/09/2023 17:34

I've got a blimmin Kate Bush earworm now.

It's meeeee, Cathyyyyyyyyyy