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Orangeis · 06/02/2023 11:29

Bring me back, B A Paris.

What a load of absolute tosh. A man's partner dissapears, 6 years later he gets with her sister and lives with her. The big twist is.....the new girlfriend is actually the missing sister. He didn't realise this as she had a different hair do.
That's hours of my life I'll never get back. I feel like taking the book in to the back garden and burning the bugger.
What's your worst book and why?

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AllTheBooks · 06/02/2023 12:47

oh god yes I think I might have been on the same readalong for The Interpreter - bleurgh

CaptainMyCaptain · 06/02/2023 12:45

peachgreen · 06/02/2023 12:01

Ooh I loved Piranesi! But I absolutely loathed A Little Life which everyone else adored. It was misery porn and in need of a ruthless edit.

A Little Life is the worst book I have ever read. We read it in my Book Club and all hated it. Misery upon misery upon misery yet some people seem to love it.

slamfightbrightlight · 06/02/2023 12:45

I’m so happy to see Crawdads made other people’s lists. What a dreadful book.

I’m throwing I Am Pilgim into the mix. I was hate-reading it after the first third, and finished it only as some kind of exercise in self-flagellation. It still makes me cross.

MissHavishamsMouldyOldCake · 06/02/2023 12:44

AinmÁlainn · 06/02/2023 11:57

The Richard Osman one, Thursday Murder Club. I never don't finish books but I found it utterly painful and refused to give it any more of my life after about a third of the way through.

This is one that I chucked about a third of the way through. Thought it was such third rate stuff. But he obviously sells as his books are all now given the window display at Waterstone's treatment. Thought it was funny that Rev Richard Coles then released a similar sounding 'cosy crime' novel. Publishers clearly looking to repeat Osman's success.

SirChenjins · 06/02/2023 12:44

Where the Crawdads Sing. One of the worst books I’ve read in years - quite why it’s as popular as it is I don’t know, it’s utter tripe.

Anything by Jodi Picoult. Well, to be fair I’ve only read 2 of hers so I can’t say for certain that they’re all awful, but I bet they are.

crispinglovershighkick · 06/02/2023 12:44

peachgreen · 06/02/2023 12:01

Ooh I loved Piranesi! But I absolutely loathed A Little Life which everyone else adored. It was misery porn and in need of a ruthless edit.

Now I've rtft I see I'm not alone.

A fellow book group person told me she'd pretended to be busy because she couldn't face talking about it.

VittysCardigan · 06/02/2023 12:43

I loved Piranesi, hated A Little Life - should have binned it off but ploughed through thinking it might improve. Lesson learned.
I read about 10 pages of Verity by Colleen Hoover then hurled it across the room. I have never thrown a book before in my life. Awful 50 shades vibe. Dire.

escapingthecity · 06/02/2023 12:39

How to Kill Your Family. Just do not understand why it's a bestseller. The writing is appalling.

MissHavishamsMouldyOldCake · 06/02/2023 12:39

rhubarblover · 06/02/2023 12:25

The Miniaturist by Jessie Burton was infuriating after a reasonable first chapter, as was Audrey Niffeneggers’s second novel Her Fearful Symmetry. Both just dreadful books.

The Miniaturist is one of mine too. What a load of old tosh.

Another one I remember rolling my eyes through most of the book was The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield.

These days I just chuck 'em if they're annoying me too much.

Widmerpool · 06/02/2023 12:39

The worst book I can remember (in terms of a completely WTF godawful plot, at least) was Zelda’s Cut by Philippa Gregory. It was published quite a while ago but boy, the ‘twist’ at the end was just… completely crap.

I had read a few by PG before, and thought they were quite good, but that one put me off her forever.

spiderlight · 06/02/2023 12:37

AinmÁlainn · 06/02/2023 11:57

The Richard Osman one, Thursday Murder Club. I never don't finish books but I found it utterly painful and refused to give it any more of my life after about a third of the way through.

Yes!! I gave up on it about a third of the way through. Just cannot understand all the hype. I read an Alexei Sayle book that was similarly awful and figured that it had only been published because he was so famous. I can't remember the name of it but it was laughably bad.

BevMarsh · 06/02/2023 12:37

AinmÁlainn · 06/02/2023 11:57

The Richard Osman one, Thursday Murder Club. I never don't finish books but I found it utterly painful and refused to give it any more of my life after about a third of the way through.

I also put it down about of a third the way through.

crispinglovershighkick · 06/02/2023 12:37

A Little Life. Horrible misery porn. The person who chose it for my book group rhapsodized about it at length, her favourite book that she rereads every year etc. I'm not in a book group anymore.

Creamcrackersandricecakes · 06/02/2023 12:35

KnottyKnitting · 06/02/2023 12:03

Anything written by Giovanna Fletcher- reads like it has been written by a love sick 14 year old! " Billy and Me" has got to be the biggest pile of doggie doo I have ever read!

Oh my god, I picked this 'book' up in a charity shop recently for 50p, having never read anything of hers previously. Good lord, it is dire. I struggled through and finished it, god knows why. The main character, who we're clearly supposed to love and sympathise with, was just eurgh. Whiny, clingy, possessive and self pitying.
I really like chick-lit, but it has to be good chick-lit, (Marian Keyes etc). This never would have been published without a 'celeb' name attached to it, not in a million years.
I passed it on to my 14 year old, who managed less than one chapter before lobbing it in a corner and saying, "Wtf, did she even pass GCSE English? This is shit."

itsmenoreally · 06/02/2023 12:34

The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern. It is supposed to be 'spellbinding'. It couldn't finish it as it was cats, corridors, cats, corridors....and I gave up the will to live.

Rochyella84 · 06/02/2023 12:34

Little fires everywhere..it was SOOO slow going. I gave up in the end which I hate doing. Can’t understand the rave reviews.

TomKittensLostMitten · 06/02/2023 12:29

Eleanor Oliphant was the biggest pile of shit ever. Actually made me properly furious it was so unbelievable and the way it trivialised childhood abuse and serious mental illness was just bizarre. Total raging alcoholic but only on the weekends - right. Lonely social misfit with hints of dark abuse and grim childhood - oh guess what all she needed was a makeover, a Brazilian wax and the love of a good man. And as for the 'ending' - she's actually been hallucinating her long-dead mother all along?? In other words floridly delusional. But she's FINE NOW?? Absolute bollocks. Cannot understand why anyone likes it.

WFHbore2023 · 06/02/2023 12:26

I recently read the family at no. 12.

Absolutely awful!

Also, Malibu rising - I found that really tedious.
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo has been recommended to me a few times, but seeing as it's the same author I can't imagine finding that an interesting read either

AiryFlyingFairy · 06/02/2023 12:25

'The Orphan Choir' by Sophie Hannah.
Ridiculous plot.
I had read a couple of her other books that were decent but this was so bad made me want to weep.Life is to short for bad books.

rhubarblover · 06/02/2023 12:25

The Miniaturist by Jessie Burton was infuriating after a reasonable first chapter, as was Audrey Niffeneggers’s second novel Her Fearful Symmetry. Both just dreadful books.

EmmaEmerald · 06/02/2023 12:23

EmmaEmerald · 06/02/2023 12:10

Sounds familiar OP
please tell us.

Sorry, the title cut off on my display, you did tell us! I haven't read it...there's a similar one about.

Thanks for warnings on others.

Changemaname1 · 06/02/2023 12:23

Op sounds familiar am sure there has been a recent tv series on Netflix or somewhere similar that I switched off after 10 mins as was equally annoyingly bad 😂

CinderRosie · 06/02/2023 12:22

I loved crawdads, midnight library and Eleanor oliphant!

I did however hate the murder club books by Richard osman

beguilingeyes · 06/02/2023 12:21

I love most of JoJo Moyes stuff but hated Me Without You.
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norell..
Richard Osman, absolutely.
Couldn't finish Gone Girl.

BellatrixLestrangesHeatedCurlers · 06/02/2023 12:21

crackofdoom · 06/02/2023 12:13

The Da Vinci Code.

I loved Piranesi!

Also, I'm ploughing through SPQR at the moment, and I'm sad because I so wanted to love it, Mary Beard is such an icon, but I'm finding it dull and confusing, and it's really not bringing ancient Rome to life for me in the way I thought it would.

I DNF'd SPQR too, it sent me to sleep multiple times.

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