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Which authors' success is a complete mystery to you?

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emkana · 13/01/2008 19:15

Tony Parsons

Jodi Picoult

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redadmiral · 13/01/2008 21:17

I know most people love Magical Realsim... I've lost count of the people who have given me a copy of that Gabriel Garcia Marquez book (1000 years of Solitude?) as if it was a gold brick - it's one of my most-rated literary friend's favourite book.... Just can't stand it myself.

Aghast to see Updike on here though...

mrsruffallo · 13/01/2008 21:17

Monkey Trosers- I read that. Wasn't it awful!!!

Was it by Paolo Coelho?? I have a feeling it was

Monkeytrousers · 13/01/2008 21:16

Dave Pelser - blurgh!

stillaslowreader · 13/01/2008 21:16

Henry James

Monkeytrousers · 13/01/2008 21:15

Paul something I think

might sound a bit like cello

Monkeytrousers · 13/01/2008 21:14

I'll tell you who. I can't remember his name but my SIL gave me a book to read last year and it was about this woman from South America who became a prostitute in Geneva or somerthwre and had a romantic and spititual awakening with one of her punters.

God it was shite. I didn't know what to say to her when she asked me if I'd liked it.

SenoraParsnip · 13/01/2008 21:14

lol at this thread.

I wonder if non-parents have quite so much vitriol for shite authors? I suspect not. I hate it when mediochre authors intrude on my precious reading time. It makes me feel used and cheap.

But anyway. I dislike lots of the authors names here but am not mystified by their success. T Hardy was a victorian, Hemmingway may be a mysoginistic alcoholic, but his prose is great, J K Rowling hit a real nerve I think, and possibly got lucky too.

But then I haven't actually read any Alice Sebold/marian keyes/jodi picoult books. perhaps I should keep it that way.

I am quite mystified by Dan Brown's success though. there are so many authors who've written similar, but less patronising novels.

lennygrrl · 13/01/2008 21:14

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rantinghousewife · 13/01/2008 21:14

I like Kerouac and Tolstoy!

snice · 13/01/2008 21:13

Not Ian McEwan please

lennygrrl · 13/01/2008 21:12

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expatinscotland · 13/01/2008 21:12

now i don't know about that.

only about being forced to read 'a farewell to arms' and 'for whom the bells toll' and some short stories about whales and the sea and i just tried to block it all out.

Monkeytrousers · 13/01/2008 21:11

Tolstoy??

You are nutters!

Vacua · 13/01/2008 21:10

wasn't the same gun used by other members of the hemingway family for same purpose?

expatinscotland · 13/01/2008 21:10

he had a cool house in Florida, though.

lennygrrl · 13/01/2008 21:10

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Vacua · 13/01/2008 21:09

yeah ok then

expatinscotland · 13/01/2008 21:09

yes, they do, Vacua.

they were shite writers and arseholes.

i hate hemingway so much, if i went back in time i'd have given him a gun for Xmas.

lennygrrl · 13/01/2008 21:08

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mrsruffallo · 13/01/2008 21:07

I love Jack Kerouac- reminds me of travelling and all the chracters to meet when you wander

Vacua · 13/01/2008 21:06

no no kerouac and hemingway do not belong on this thread

expatinscotland · 13/01/2008 21:05

I agree about Kerouac. Not only was he a prick but also he was a shite writer.

dalek · 13/01/2008 21:05

Ian McEwan - dull dull dull

stillaslowreader · 13/01/2008 21:04

Not Oscar

Jack Kerouac even worse than Hemingway

Vacua · 13/01/2008 21:00

that is a good point about indiana jones, and he had a WHIP which is much better than a ?cilice?