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bad sex awards: how about childbirth?

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Elasticwoman · 28/11/2007 16:55

Article in the Times touched on the literary award for bad sex in a novel. I wondered whether any one has any contributions for a literary bad birth in a novel?

Can't think of any toe curlingly embarrassing childbirth in fiction myself, but a funny one in Adrian Mole, when Adrian witnesses the birth because the nurses mistakenly thought he was the baby's father, so we see the birth through his eyes and then the fun of the nurses' horror when they realised who he was! (Thanks Sue Townsend - a memorable scene.)

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lionheart · 04/12/2007 20:16

Hang on, that would mean I'm giving clues when I don't even know the answer.

lionheart · 04/12/2007 20:15

I didn't get it yet, Kathy.

Kathyis6incheshigh · 04/12/2007 20:02

Lionheart, didn't you get my CAT?

VictorianSqualor · 04/12/2007 19:47

I thought humbug was a reference......

lionheart · 04/12/2007 19:31

Nope.

VictorianSqualor · 04/12/2007 19:04

Lionheart you know surely??

lionheart · 04/12/2007 18:43

You are so NOT sorry, with your references to red books and the death of Diana

and terrible childbirths and little nods and winks.

notjustmom · 04/12/2007 18:38

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lionheart · 04/12/2007 18:37

Now you are just rubbing it in.

notjustmom · 04/12/2007 18:25

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UnquietDad · 04/12/2007 18:20

I did that book (the "red" one) three years ago, it took about half the time a novel takes, or less, and yet it's still the one people come back to again and again and ask me to talk about on the radio more than any other. I am a Serious Writer! I have a Serious Novel out! (affects pose with back of hand against forehead). I want to be interviewed Seriously about Serious Things!

VictorianSqualor · 04/12/2007 18:06
Grin
lionheart · 04/12/2007 17:52

Humbug.

VictorianSqualor · 04/12/2007 17:33

Lol obm, just email me fan-fkn-tastic at hotmail dot co dot uk and I'll tell you!

onebatmother · 04/12/2007 17:32

you see, I was quite enjoying this when UQD was the Hunted, and I was the Hunter.

However, it now appears that I am, in fact, an overweight tabby hopelessly chasing catnip toy for amusement of jaded literary audience.

VictorianSqualor · 04/12/2007 17:07

The thread was in september OBM.

onebatmother · 04/12/2007 17:02

yeeeees.
can't go through whole of UQD's posts - my self-image as confident outgoing person with varied interests and a wide circle of freinds will implode

Kathyis6incheshigh · 04/12/2007 16:50

Are you losing faith in your ability to work it out yet OBM?

VictorianSqualor · 04/12/2007 16:24

I like this game

onebatmother · 04/12/2007 14:54

UQD looking radiant

onebatmother · 04/12/2007 14:44

lol swedes.. hmm james may/GB can't decide.

Swedes2Turnips1 · 04/12/2007 14:34

Unquietdad with his red book here

lionheart · 04/12/2007 14:29

Now I'm even more confused from all the scrolling and searching. Good job I love a mystery.

UnquietDad · 04/12/2007 14:18

Someone here has actually mentioned the title in this thread! Believe it or not.

onebatmother · 04/12/2007 14:18

james may has a red book.
tell me no.

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