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OMGOMG HARRY P dies

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coddy · 17/07/2007 13:46

he really does
eh is killed by his own twattiness

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Enid · 18/07/2007 11:19

ys I dont want loads of mumsnetters on my rl one

seeing all my other friensd stupid silliness

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 11:19

'iam anti popular opinion'
more examples please?
I am bored today could do with idle info

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:18

enid whayt are you enid ensisdston now

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Enid · 18/07/2007 11:17

Hairy Botter

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:16

,smug>

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chevre · 18/07/2007 11:16

pmsl, excellent i am all for the hp fan baiting.

PhilosophersSecretChamberpot · 18/07/2007 11:13

Wands away, class!

MamaGryffindor · 17/07/2007 14:07

No they have a "jelly sperm" spell so it comes out in a big blob, easy to dispose of

KerryMumbledore · 17/07/2007 14:07

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DangerousBeans · 17/07/2007 14:07

Saw the latest film yesterday.
It was so nice to be able to have an afternoon snooze whilst the children were marginally entertained.

BocoBeak · 17/07/2007 14:06

well yes, easy when you know how. But a bugger to clean up - especially on all that heavy upholstery they have in those dorms. Poor house elfs.

Lio · 17/07/2007 14:05

norty!

MamaGryffindor · 17/07/2007 14:04

easy boco, easy

MamaGryffindor · 17/07/2007 14:04

wankelliarmus

BocoBeak · 17/07/2007 14:04

or they might do the spell 'masturbatorarmus' on each other?

BocoBeak · 17/07/2007 14:02

No, they'd probably just use The Wank Charm, less wrist action needed.

MamaGryffindor · 17/07/2007 14:00

probably

row upon row of junior wizrds, wanking furiously under the duvets

HuwEdwards · 17/07/2007 14:00

LOL!!

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coddy · 17/07/2007 14:00

harry is a wanker
he masturabtas all ngiht

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MamaGryffindor · 17/07/2007 13:59

oh, and

oliveoil · 17/07/2007 13:59

he died due to twatitis

I think Hermoanyminy is next

MamaGryffindor · 17/07/2007 13:59

Look love, just 'cos you read Janet & John and nothing else, don't start on my beloved Harry

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coddy · 17/07/2007 13:58

he died cos i fakring put a plscit bag oev his head

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MamaGryffindor · 17/07/2007 13:58

Cod you fucker, I was coming on to this thread to farking SHOUT AT YOU

Gobbledigook · 17/07/2007 13:56

Oh fish!