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Books you are ashamed never to have read?

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Piggywaspushed · 02/01/2018 10:32

I have an English degree and have taught English Lit A level for many years. I was a bookworm as a child and have a huge stockpile of books read and awaiting reading.

Partly , this thread arises form the fact that I have been dissatisfied with so many contemporary novels recently but partly, I am also a bit ashamed that there are books I feel I should have read!

I decided a few years ago to make my way through some of this shameful list but have only managed Pride and Prejudice (knew I wouldn't like it) and Great Expectations (read it for my son's GCSE which is more than he did...it's very long, isn't it?). I read The Handmaid's Tale out of obligation and shame last year. Underwhelmed.

Frankenstein and The Grapes of Wrath are on my bedside table (have been for about a year) and Middlemarch is on my Kindle. I will read Frankenstein before DS2's GCSE. I have never read Dracula either.

I went to school in Scotland so was reading a lot of Scottish classics in my defence and have read nearly every Hardy novel.

Anyone else like to admit what you haven't read bur should have??

Feel free to boast about what you have read too! (although not Ulysses or War and Peace because we all know that would be showing off and/or a lie!)

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Piggywaspushed · 05/01/2018 20:50

Do Animal Farm ! It'll take you 20 minutes... ish.

I love it.

As you can probably tell from my user name I rather like Lord Of The Flies too.

I was going to change my username to Donkeysliveaverylongtime or noonehaseverseenadeaddonkey but am so used to being called Piggy now that I think it is my actual name.

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Indaro · 05/01/2018 20:47

I've read:
Pride & Prejudice - well written but boring
Frankenstein - really enjoyed this, have read it a few times
Dracula - OK story, not very well written
Treasure Island - surprisingly enjoyable and well written
Les Miserables - excellent story but bloody long winded and difficult to read

I've also managed the full works of Shakespeare but didn't enjoy it much (wanted to prove a point to myself)

But in all honesty Les Miserables finished my ambitions to get through more classics for a while. It was such a slog so I'm sticking with novels/authors I enjoy for a while.

I really want to read Phantom of the Opera and at least one of Dickens' works too so they're on my read list when I get back to it.

I also want to read Catch 22, Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies and The Fountain Head just because I want to understand the references people make to them.

squirrelonapetridish · 05/01/2018 20:30

Wuthering Heights, just couldn't get into it but that was a few years ago so should probably try it again.

PhilODox · 05/01/2018 20:29

Not an English Lit graduate (not even English Lit A level) but was v widely read until I had children.
I have never managed to read The Great Gatsby. (It's been on my kindle for three years Blush).
I've managed lots of English classics, plus Henry James, Moby Dick even, but not Great Gatsby.

jollyjester · 02/01/2018 22:35

I managed to get a B in my english a level without reading pride and prejudice. I have read it since though.

I do like Dickens and have read Gone with the Wind which I really enjoyed. Les miserables is also good.

I tend to watch the film or tv series and then seek out the book. I read the handmaids tale in about 2 days after watching the tv series.

annandale · 02/01/2018 22:27

Anna Karenina. I've been required to read it for 30 years. Can't get past about 40 pages in.

I have read War and peace and completely loved it, for a book club. Had to pretend the first chapter was a spoof, then I was away.

Persuasion was my favourite JA for a long time but Anne Elliott appeals to me less as time goes on. But if you can see that all JA heroines are unsympathetic (apart from Lizzie Bennett) it helps. She's writing about real people in knife edge situations and it's not always pretty.

FartlekNewYearHell · 02/01/2018 22:19

I have tried and failed many times with the Lord of the Rings. It is tedious so I never manage it.

MillicentMargaretAmanda · 02/01/2018 22:03

Last year I decided I really should up my intake of 'books you should read. I read loads but few of them could be considered classics or modern classics. So last year I read my first proper Dickens, Rebecca, Laurie Lee, Tennessee Williams A Town Like Alice (which I loved!) And a couple of classic children's authors I missed growing up. It's fair too say that apart from that list and Austen, I've not read most classics Blush

Piggywaspushed · 02/01/2018 16:02

Now you see, I love Tess ! It's probably my favourite book to revisit.

I read Mill On The Floss because I had to to teach it - and was surprised how much I liked it.

Teaching books to 17 year olds gives you a different perspective on them, I must say. Tess tends to go down well, but obviously not universally. I am dismayed that my class don't love God Of Small Things, whereas 10 years ago, classes loved it.

I also need to admit I haven't read Midnight's Children...

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LordTrash · 02/01/2018 15:51

I've read most 'classic lit' type stuff, but dd1 came home with Of Mice And Men last term and I was a bit shocked to realise that I've never read it.

Also, The Catcher in the Rye, although I read a German novel inspired by it for A-level German.

bigbadbarry · 02/01/2018 15:50

I read war and peace last year after enjoying the bbc version. It was far, far better and easier going than some contemporary novels I’ve struggled through.

HelenaJustina · 02/01/2018 15:48

Another English graduate here...

I’ve read at least one book from pretty much all of the ‘classic’ authors but for a few of them, I gave up at that point. Hardy leaves me cold, as does Dickens but I’ve at least a passing acquaintance with them.

I’m selective about the Brontes but love Austen. Had to do Mill on the Floss at uni, ditto The Monk.

I read Anna Karenina in sixth form and loved it but couldn’t get into War and Peace.

My biggest confession and probably should be on my ‘to-read’ list for 2018 is that I’ve never read any Joyce.

Dox · 02/01/2018 15:46

Oh yes Pride and Prejudice. I had tried to read it so many times. This summer I was ill and could not read so I downloaded an audio version. It still sent me to sleep.
My heart sank when our book group chose The Mill on the Floss. (I failed to get further than 3 chapters.
I have had a copy of War and Peace on my bookshelf for 40 years. I recently picked it up and realised the print was so tiny I could never read it anyway so it went to the charity shop.

I have read lots of classics but would never persevere unless I was enjoying a book.

wizzywig · 02/01/2018 15:40

Last year I bought lots of the must read classics. I found Tess of the durbevilles really hard to read. The books look good on my shelf though

Piggywaspushed · 02/01/2018 15:37

gravy this is an awesome idea! Am off to number my books!

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CoolCarrie · 02/01/2018 12:26

When it comes to Ulysses get an audio book version. The actor who played Bishop Brennan in Father Ted is the version I have.

Namelesswonder · 02/01/2018 12:20

I have read War and Peace and actually quite enjoyed it.

In my defence I was travelling across Canada on a bus, had very little money to spend, it was in a sale and it was a very thick book so I thought it would keep me going for a few days!

ScreamingValenta · 02/01/2018 11:52

@allthegoodusernameshavegone What is it you enjoy about Persuasion? I would love to find a way into it.

StripySocksAndDocs · 02/01/2018 11:52

Ha NC4now!! Every read A Suitable Boy? There's over 10 pages banging on about a singer singing. It's tedious and adds absolutely nothing to the story.

StripySocksAndDocs · 02/01/2018 11:49

One of the reasons I dislike the likes of Austin and Brontes is I am utterly irritated by 'etiquette' that's just stuffy stuff of nonsense. 'Principles' that lead to actions (or nonaction) of no logical reason.

Judgemental opinions based on outdated views created all the above irk me.

With the Classics, a good few of which involve these views annoy the heck out of me. Or it's 10 pages of description of someone walking down the corridor (possibly exaggeration).

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 02/01/2018 11:46

I absolutely hated the Hobbit

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 02/01/2018 11:45

Persuasion is my favourite Jane Austin, and to kill a Mockingbird is a must, but I can’t get into Dickens I have attempted a tale of two cities half a dozens times but cannot get past the first chapter, oh & i love Jane Eyre. I’m also thinking about Middlemarch. Not ever nor will I attempt Shakespeare though!

NC4now · 02/01/2018 11:40

I also have an English degree but where Dickens is concerned I’ve only read half of Bleak House. I think that can go on my 2018 goals list actually. Read a Dickens novel.

I have read Paradise Lost and really enjoyed it. That’s probably the most heavyweight read I’ve done.

I’ve never got past the singing in The Hobbit. DS loves it but it just doesn’t do it for me.
Shamefully, Winnie The Pooh’s singing puts me off too, but the stories are so lovely I can just skim over it when he makes up a little hum.

gravyonaplane · 02/01/2018 11:36

I went through all my books last year and made a list of the ones I hadn't read (152 - a lot of them 'classics') I listed them and gave them all a number and now I randomly generate a number and read the book it gives me.

I do let myself read 3 books of my choice after every 'enforced' book but I'm not allowed to change the number coz I got a shit book - I'm looking at you Barbara vine! (I know, hardly a classic but my mum liked her - I've discovered I don't).

I'm a re-reader though and could get caught up in the same 50 or so books for the rest of my life if I didn't come up with ways to make myself read different things (I'm also a compulsive book buyer which is how I've ended up with 152 books I've never read)

Ratinthehat · 02/01/2018 11:35

Apart from Romeo and Juliet at school I haven't read any Shakespeare as I just don't understand it (I'm pretty thick) as well as most other classics.