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What book wouldn't you read in a fit,even if you were locked in a cell with it (and nowt else) for weeks on end????

131 replies

moondog · 06/04/2006 16:01

'Bravemouth' (I need another set of inverted commas for that one) Pamela Stephenson.

I sooooooo don't care about the self indulgent musings on deprived infancy by a purple bearded Scottish shortarse as related by his even more tedious wife.

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bran · 06/04/2006 16:08

Whatever happened to Pamela Stephenson? She was very, very funny, then she disappeared for ages and when she reappeared she had turned into exactly the type of pompous bore that she used to take the piss out of on Not the 9 0'clock news.

I wouldn't read 'A child called It' or any of those tortured childhood books, just too depressing for me.

moondog · 06/04/2006 16:07

PS has written another one,about her latest vanity project-sailing around the Pacific.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

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moondog · 06/04/2006 16:07

PS has written another one,about her latest vanity project-sailing around the Pacific.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

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expatinscotland · 06/04/2006 16:06

'we need to talk about kevin'

edam · 06/04/2006 16:05

Agree re PS btw, very tedious.

edam · 06/04/2006 16:05

Lord of the flies. Got bored, very quickly, with teachers telling us this was about how little it would take for civilisation as we know it to break down. No, it's what one person imagined might happen in a world populated entirely by small boys.