Please or to access all these features

What we're reading

Find your new favourite book or recommend one on our Book forum.

Urban Legends.

692 replies

LordOfThe5Rings · 03/08/2012 23:23

I know I've been hogging the boards the last few days, but I don't care :P Just been curious on other peoples opinions on things.

I didn't know where to put this, so I apologise if it's in the wrong category.

I was wondering what everyones favourite Urban Legend/Cautionary Tale was. I have been fascinated in them for pretty much forever, due to so many meanings and of course expressing the nations fears.

So what are your favourites? Feel free to share the UL with us! :)

OP posts:
perplexedpirate · 07/08/2012 15:35

Ha! I love the fact that the max axeman took the trouble to go to Boots to get the photo made up into a jigsaw for the old lady. Do you think he got mugs and a mousemat as well?
Smile

northernmonkey · 07/08/2012 15:29

On a dark summer night, a couple was on their way home from the movies. Riding down the same stretch of road they always took to get to their house, they came across a woman who was on the side of the road. The woman stumbled out into the street and flagged them down.

The couple pulled over and rushed to her aid. She seemed to be badly injured and with tears in her eyes, told the couple that she was just in a horrible car accident and her baby was trapped in the backseat.

The man told the woman to stay with his wife and he would go and free the baby. As the man approached the mangled vehicle, he heard the baby crying in the back seat. Relieved that the baby was still alive, he rushed to the car, got in the back seat and freed the baby. As he lifted the child, he noticed the dead couple in the driver and passenger seat. He got out with the baby and went back to where his wife and the woman were waiting, but as soon as he got there he noticed that his wife was by herself.

?Where?s the woman?? the husband asked.

?She went back to the car to help.? his wife said, also relieved that the baby was still alive and OK.

He gave the baby to his wife and went back to the car to look for the woman. When he got there, he called out for her but there was no answer. He walked around toward the front of the car. As he glanced through the broken windshield at the dead couple inside, his face turned pale and he lost his breath. The dead woman who was in the passenger seat was the same woman who had flagged them down.

northernmonkey · 07/08/2012 15:21

There was an old lady who lived on her own in a very foggy part of Dart moor. She had lived alone for fifteen years, ever since her husband had died in a mysterious car accident. However, the car accident is not my present purpose on which to dwell. You see, this old lady had a passion for jigsaw puzzles, it probably came with the stigma of being alone for she had no family or friends and lived in a very secluded spot. Every night she would sit at her dining room table and work on her current jigsaw puzzle until it was finished, then she would start a new one.

However, there came a night, a rugged, windy, stormy winter night when she ran out of jigsaw puzzles. She was extremely upset as she had nothing else to do (this was in the days before TV and her radio had no signal in so removed a place). She was just thinking of going up to bed earlier than usual when she heard a thud, as if something had fallen onto the mat from the mail flap.

Intrigued, the old lady hobbled downstairs to find a rectangular parcel had been put through the door and now lay, invitingly, on the mat. She picked it up, carried it upstairs to her dining table and opened it to reveal a new jigsaw puzzle! It had no picture of what it made up on the front but the old lady didn?t care. Neither did she care who had sent it, she was just so happy to have another puzzle to do.

It took her about an hour to complete it but as she began the get the entire picture her consternation grew for she saw that the picture being made up was that of the very room in which she now sat. Then, she gasped, for she realized that the woman sitting at the table in the picture with her back to the window was a picture of her. Her fingers trembled as she placed the last four pieces of the puzzle to reveal a picture of a crazed madman at the window staring into the room, holding an axe.

The last thing that old lady ever heard was the sound of breaking glass?

ObviouslyItsTheOlympics · 07/08/2012 15:16

Sorry that one really makes me vom a little....

ObviouslyItsTheOlympics · 07/08/2012 15:15

How could I forget the girl a couple of years above me at school! Her boyfriend dumped her and she was so desperate for sex that she spread tuna mayonnaise on her fanjo and let her pet cat clean it off :o

EauRouge · 07/08/2012 15:14

Given your experience, I wouldn't blame you for sticking to The Gruffalo Grin

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 15:11

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

EauRouge · 07/08/2012 15:10

The descriptions of stick man always remind me of this. And also this.

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 15:09

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

whatkungfuthat · 07/08/2012 14:58

I'm on about page 49 of the DS thread, no stickmen yet

whatkungfuthat · 07/08/2012 14:58

No, that isn't familiar at all. I've seen the stickmen described as having a 'lolloping gait' too, which definitely rings a bell somewhere Confused

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 14:52

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

whatkungfuthat · 07/08/2012 14:48

Not your story as such, but the way you describe the figure and the way it moved. Its like I've seen it.

BrianButterfield · 07/08/2012 14:46

I have "seen" a black cat in my house three times now! Each time I know what I really saw (pram raincover, sweeping brush, a shadow ffs) but I still saw that cat. It's really weird!

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 14:46

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

whatkungfuthat · 07/08/2012 14:45

LemarchandsBox there is something about it that seems so familiar to me but I don't know why. It's really bugging me. I 'saw' a clown in my house when I was little, which I have posted about before.

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 14:31

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

CheerfulYank · 07/08/2012 14:16

Creepy! I completely believe you.

I am unforgivably woo, though.

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 13:43

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Elsqueak · 07/08/2012 13:34

Lemarchansbox Eek, tell me that's not true! Wasn't there a paranormal experiences thread on MN where someone was chased by a stickman and they just got in their front door and could see it peering angrily in at them?

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 13:33

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BrianButterfield · 07/08/2012 13:29

That's so scary! And the fact you were scared it would see you at the window...shudder.

LemarchandsBox · 07/08/2012 13:27

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

whatkungfuthat · 07/08/2012 13:17

I think its the way that people describe Stickman moving that scares me, it rings a bell somewhere but I don't recall seeing one

BrianButterfield · 07/08/2012 13:13

Stickman isn't made up though - I've heard about it years ago, long before 2009.