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You are the Hogwarts sorting hat. Which house do celebs belong in? And which are death eaters?

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 09:53

Following on from the Potter ending thread...

Jeremy Kyle : Death Eater

Anthea Turner : Death Eater

Jeremy Clarkson : Slytherin

George Clooney : GRYFFINDOR!

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 10:22

Kate Moss is in Slytherin

I dunno about Clarkson, he's too clever to go in Hufflepuff, but not quite sneaky enough for Slytherin

Titchmarsh - Hufflepuff - spot on!

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flashingnosethefrond · 28/02/2006 10:21

Nooo, Jeremy Clarkson is in Hufflepuff, surely? Along with John Prescott.

wilbur · 28/02/2006 10:16

Alan Titchmarsh (just reading a gardening book of his) - Hufflepuff

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