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What would be the worst possible ending of the last Harry Potter book?

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spacedonkey · 27/02/2006 17:03

(I have nicked the idea for this thread from another forum I post on so I can't take credit for it)

My lame contribution was:

" ... and Harry woke up to find it had all been an incredible dream ..."

Then someone suggested that it could end with Voldy writing a letter of apology ...

"dear mr potter, sorry for trying to do you in all these years, i saw so many similarities between the two of us and i suppose i was jealous of how well you handle things, and you're so good at quidditch.

sorry for killing your parents, i just get so angry sometimes and i'd heard this thing about having to kill you and i just got carried away

oh yeah, and sorry for the scar

yours

Lord Voldemort BSC Hons"

PMSL

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Mytwopenceworth · 18/03/2006 22:23

oh god, for me it would be learning that there was going to be another one after all.

nikkie · 18/03/2006 22:21

Just came here to gloat! Wink

MerlinsBeard · 18/03/2006 22:15

:( for me i mean (sorry i clicked b4 i had finished!) Grin for you

MerlinsBeard · 18/03/2006 22:14

:(

nikkie · 18/03/2006 22:12

Play.com the post office were quick for once Wink!

MerlinsBeard · 18/03/2006 22:09

how did u get it this morning??its not out till mon!!! NO FAIR!!!!!!

nikkie · 18/03/2006 22:02

I got HP and the goblet of fire DVD this am! The extras are much better than Azkaban not sure aboutthe interviewing tho'
The deleted scenes are worth watching just for Jarvis Cocker and to hear the full song!

ghosty · 05/03/2006 19:13

You are right DG .... I did think the Johnny Vaughn/shrunken head thing was silly ... but I guess the teenagers thought it was funny. I wondered why Alan Rickman wasn't being interviewed and then I realised that he probably refused as he wouldn't stoop that low ... Smile
I didn't think RG was sulky ... he was smiling throughout and couldn't really get a word in ...

I liked the Weasley twins (don't think they act that well in the movies but they came across really well in the interviews). I can see lots of potential in them as they get older (the 'phwoarr' factor Grin) they look and sound a bit like Sean Bean. (Yum)

DumbledoresGirl · 05/03/2006 13:57

ghosty, I have seen those interviews as we have POA on DVD. I thought DR came across as a lovely boy - not all sulky and knowing like many teenagers - but RG seemed to have some sort of sulk going on at the time as he hardly responds to the questions at all. Mind you, I thought having the interview conducted by WhatsHisName and the Shrunken Head was really naff from the start. You can see Robbie Coltrane and Michael Gambon wondering why on earth they agreed to be subjected to such a terrible interview.

Oliviab · 05/03/2006 11:41

Well Rupert Grint is actually a seriously good actor (has anyone seen Thunderpants?) and consequently has quite a personality/ego. DR was never really going to compete but he gets a little bit better each time, as does Hermione.

ghosty · 04/03/2006 19:44

DS and I have just been looking at the 'special features' disc 2 of the Prisoner of Azkaban DVD ... I love looking at the 'real' people who are acting the parts. Has anyone else seen these interviews?
I thought Daniel Radcliffe was a real nerdy dork though, compared to all the others .... bit of a shame really ... I am sure he is a nice boy though (in case his mum is a mumsnetter!)

nikkie · 03/03/2006 19:54

I imagined Dolores Umbridge looking like the woman who played the Slitheen in Dr Who.

SheilaBlige · 03/03/2006 19:45

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ parsnips!

Dior · 03/03/2006 19:32

Oliviab - I agree re Imelda Staunton. Julie Walters is too over the top.

eve2005 · 03/03/2006 13:30

wasn't able to read all the posts so someones probably already said this but it's so going to turn out to be neville who's destined to kill voldemort after all and harry's life has been destroyed for no reason.

Oliviab · 03/03/2006 13:14

I think Imelda Staunton would have made a better Mrs Weasley than Wotserface. I also imagined Dolores Umbridge to look like the Witch in Simon & The Witch for some reason, if anyone remembers her (she was also the mad neighbour that says 'Fondant!' in Sense & Sensibility.)

DumbledoresGirl · 03/03/2006 13:09

PMSL tangocharlie. Actually, I think that would be quite cool. Smile (not to have them turn into parsnips in the middle but if it happened at the end...)

tangocharlie · 02/03/2006 23:19

Sorry, forgot the 'book' part of the title - ok, the second half of the book was just a description of how all the parnips sat there and did nothing for 250 pages.

tangocharlie · 02/03/2006 23:17

The worst possible ending would be if halfway through the film somebody's spell goes badly awry and everyone turns into a parsnip and because they have no-one left (with arms or a brain) to fix things you have to spend the next hour or so of the film staring at parsnips.

DumbledoresGirl · 02/03/2006 23:08

Also Petunia siad there ahd never been anyone like Lily in the family before. (But she would say that, wouldn't she?)

expatinscotland · 02/03/2006 23:05

Snape also fancied her, though. And she would defend him. A bit like Hermoine.

Linnet · 02/03/2006 23:04

oops just remembered that Harry watched his mum and dad in the pensive in Snapes office at exam time when they were young and snape called Lily a mudblood

expatinscotland · 02/03/2006 23:00

Dunno about Lilly, but James Potter is connected to the Blacks on his mother's side. I think her mum was a Black. So yeah, he'd be connected to Slytherin in that respect. Snape must also be connected to Slytherin, but he's not a Parselmouth, so far as we know.

Damn, I'm pretty pathetic . . . I can talk LOTR just as well Blush.

Linnet · 02/03/2006 22:57

Is Harry definitely a Half blood? Has it ever actually been said? We know that Lily's parents were delighted when she got the letter from Hogwarts but is it possible that they were a magical family and Petunia wasn't magical and therefore was very jealous?
And which family was James Potter from? Is he connected to the Slytheins? I think he might be.

expatinscotland · 02/03/2006 22:53

I think Alan Rickman is a brilliant snape. Honestly I think that's the best bit of casting they've done, although Imelda Saunton as Delores Umbridge is gonna be good. I like Kenneth Branaugh as Gilderoy Lockhart, too.

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