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I’m 50 and became a sex worker last month AMA

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 19:52

Single, childless and jobless I turned to sex work last month as my new career. AMA

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:56

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 25/09/2026 23:49

Where’s that meme when I need it?

The pie chart is in 2 segments (blue and yellow).
Did this happen? No.
Did this happen? No, but in yellow.

I think that’s exactly where we are with this ridiculous thread.

Wish I lived in your rose scented everything is perfect world lol

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:55

ILoveListeningToRainAtNight · 25/09/2026 23:50

The only reason I can think of for not being able to get anything else is some kind of serious offense on record.

You really do need a Plan B OP. Menopause might make this intolerable for you. It's hard enough dealing with one low libido husband for me, and I'm just a couple of years older than you.

I’m single

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:54

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 25/09/2026 23:52

I love this post! 😂

Telling it like it is, @ProudBlackMomma

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But not funny when there’s rent, bills and food to pay for 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

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HauntedBungalow · 25/09/2026 23:53

Jane3212 · 25/09/2026 23:50

It's funny to realise that irl,Hoffman is 30 & Anne Bancroft is only 6 years older than him!

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Sounds similar to ops maths.

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 25/09/2026 23:52

ProudBlackMomma · 25/09/2026 23:07

You’re a bit long in the tooth for this carry on. I imagine you have quite a bit of competition. Do you have a drug habit?

I love this post! 😂

Telling it like it is, @ProudBlackMomma

Jane3212 · 25/09/2026 23:50

dustabsorber · 25/09/2026 23:34

What about The Graduate? A young Dustin Hoffman was up for an older woman.

It's funny to realise that irl,Hoffman is 30 & Anne Bancroft is only 6 years older than him!

ILoveListeningToRainAtNight · 25/09/2026 23:50

The only reason I can think of for not being able to get anything else is some kind of serious offense on record.

You really do need a Plan B OP. Menopause might make this intolerable for you. It's hard enough dealing with one low libido husband for me, and I'm just a couple of years older than you.

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 25/09/2026 23:49

Where’s that meme when I need it?

The pie chart is in 2 segments (blue and yellow).
Did this happen? No.
Did this happen? No, but in yellow.

I think that’s exactly where we are with this ridiculous thread.

HauntedBungalow · 25/09/2026 23:48

Bigcat25 · 25/09/2026 23:47

Damn, that's a long time to endure a hug!

Must have been uncomfortable for you.

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Simp

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 25/09/2026 23:48

Cardomomle · 25/09/2026 23:47

How did he find you?

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Agreeable, by the sound of things.

HauntedBungalow · 25/09/2026 23:47

AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:39

Can’t get a job elsewhere because of issues I can’t disclose

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Criminal record and/or multi limb amputee?

Bigcat25 · 25/09/2026 23:47

AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:43

The crazy hugger?
who just clung in a monkey like bear hug for 90 mins occasionally maniacally giggling?

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Damn, that's a long time to endure a hug!

Must have been uncomfortable for you.

IFeelLikeChickenTonite · 25/09/2026 23:47

HambleTheDoll · 25/09/2026 22:06

What’s your favourite biscuit?

Ginger Nuts?

Cardomomle · 25/09/2026 23:47

AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:41

Managed to get him to climax twice in 45 mins all positions .. happy client .. happy escort x

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How did he find you?

Flannelfeet · 25/09/2026 23:44

Cardomomle · 25/09/2026 23:42

I'm loving it! Takes me back and happy memories! 😀

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You need to watch limmy...hes funny as anything.

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:43

126Doubts · 25/09/2026 23:33

So do you not qualify for any help like PIP if you have a reason to not be able to work the regular jobs ? Have you asked a GP ?

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I scored zero on PIP x

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:43

Bigcat25 · 25/09/2026 23:36

Would be happy to hear some stories op. Glad it's going well for you.

The crazy hugger?
who just clung in a monkey like bear hug for 90 mins occasionally maniacally giggling?

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XDownwiththissortofthingX · 25/09/2026 23:42

I’m sure before long you’ll have them putting the bins out and mowing the lawn

She'll have to start charging for Dom services before that will happen.

Cardomomle · 25/09/2026 23:42

Flannelfeet · 25/09/2026 23:40

"Theres nae sugar in Buckie hen, i wiz telt the monks make it and its aww holy and shit. Dinny Ken aboot the frosties mind you..geez me gut rot, could be the heartburn ive aye goat, or even the monday spews efter a mad sesh at oor boabs or mah auntie Janice that lives in possil..shes a right yin, 78 and still on the tonic with her cornflakes". "Mental wee stoater her, goat me a 10 pack ae club for mah first day of high school, never for get it, crackin wee wumin". 🤣🤣🤣.

Annnnd back to reality. Im really just a normal person, promise. Seriously had a laugh making up wee stories. 🤣🤣🤣.

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I'm loving it! Takes me back and happy memories! 😀

126Doubts · 25/09/2026 23:41

AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:40

Yes

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What did they say ? Have you asked for pip ? I’m not a British citizen so I don’t qualify for all of this but you should ?

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:41

Cardomomle · 25/09/2026 23:37

Tell us about the handsome young engineer - one of the ones who likes to chat?

Managed to get him to climax twice in 45 mins all positions .. happy client .. happy escort x

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Bumcake · 25/09/2026 23:41

126Doubts · 25/09/2026 23:39

Have you contacted anyone for help ? Local council, food banks, career advice services, all those.

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I think if you have a magic vagina you’re less likely to qualify.

Flannelfeet · 25/09/2026 23:40

Cardomomle · 25/09/2026 23:28

I gave you a toothbrush and toothpaste last time you came. I showed you how to brush and advised you on diet. Quite how all your enamel has eroded is quite baffling.

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"Theres nae sugar in Buckie hen, i wiz telt the monks make it and its aww holy and shit. Dinny Ken aboot the frosties mind you..geez me gut rot, could be the heartburn ive aye goat, or even the monday spews efter a mad sesh at oor boabs or mah auntie Janice that lives in possil..shes a right yin, 78 and still on the tonic with her cornflakes". "Mental wee stoater her, goat me a 10 pack ae club for mah first day of high school, never for get it, crackin wee wumin". 🤣🤣🤣.

Annnnd back to reality. Im really just a normal person, promise. Seriously had a laugh making up wee stories. 🤣🤣🤣.

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:40

126Doubts · 25/09/2026 23:39

Have you contacted anyone for help ? Local council, food banks, career advice services, all those.

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Yes

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AnyonesAnna · 25/09/2026 23:39

KilkennyCats · 25/09/2026 23:39

I know you won’t say, but I’m struggling to understand how you’ve gotten to the age of 50 with zero skills other than flogging your body. What sort of education did you have?

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Can’t get a job elsewhere because of issues I can’t disclose

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