Ham pr disasters 44! Will there be karma? Or will the slippery mackerel of consequences pass them by?

Ironically <beloved> area of my birth <Suffolk>, if only I hadn't been ripped away by cold, unfeeling parents <aka 'work'> !

When I first heard this a while ago I was all a gasp! Harry really is a gobshite 🙄

Closer?

She should grasp it and be grateful.

They’re as take a break as they come. 😉

Really sorry to hear this, AutumnCrow, and hope you're on the mend very soon (and thanks yet again for the new thread, @jeffgoldblum)

I'm truly in awe of their work ethic. Taking all that time to catalogue the Sandringham Statement and the Lord Chamberlain's letter. How do they find the time to shower.

She didn't wear light colours though.
On the Netflix series she clearly said "beige".

At least when the hat Princess Beatrice wore to the wedding of William and Catherine was ridiculed, she auctioned it off for £81000, with the proceeds going to UNICEF and Children in Crisis.

Pity the journalist who had to write this non-story. Of course they are keeping records. Who wouldn't?

They have omitted the lines 'Of course, having their staff catalogue this material as they go along breaks the back of the work a ghost-writer and researchers will need to do in due course when they decide the time is right to cash in on their latest experience of Royal adjacency. Initial discussions with publishers have already begun, with Meghan aiming for a three-book deal covering her relationship with her father, her marriage to Harry, and the couple's return to the UK.

'It's so much easier to feel a sense of grievance when you have a chronological record in front of you. Annotating each entry with comments that filter them through her lens is the Duchess's favourite evening activity, once she has read a bedtime story to her children and written each of them their daily email. A spokesperson for the Duchess said: "Authenticity is the quality she prizes above all others in how she shows up for others and in what she bestows upon the world. This storied approach to her lived experience will catapult her into the galaxied heights of the most revered of writers, embracing in a single breath the legacies of Tolstoy, Zola, Proust, Manzoni, Tolkien, Goethe, Hawthorne, Ibsen and Shakespeare"'

Typo

Apparently there is going to be a new documentary about HAMs return, showing all us racist Brits dancing in the streets overcome with joy.
I believe the plastic Omid Scabies is taking part to tell us how the King is overjoyed to see them. According to Neil Sean it’s a Disney production called The return of the Prince . What a load of old codswallop!

I do remember her having a major sense of humour failure when a brown hat she wore was likened to the Pooh emoji. It just shows how thin skinned she is

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@jeffgoldblum Thanks for the new thread. I'm adding 'slippery mackerel of consequence' to my lexicon. I love to trot out the odd or unusual phrase when my sons and I are discussing something important and this one is a winner.

Son: I drank too much last night. Man, my head hurts!
Me (rueful tone of voice): Ah Son, that's too bad. Looks like you've caught the slippery mackerel of consequence after drinking too much.

On other subjects, I learned that the GCI does not pay speaker fees or honoraria nor does it reimburse expenses. Which begs the question....why did Harry accept the gig if he didn't make money on it?

I thought she implied she wore light colours so as to not draw attention and overshadow other royal ladies? Also, that they couldn't wear the same colours.

Then for a Christmas do, all the senior ladies, and Pippa Middleton, wore maroon 😂

How many times do you have to hear ‘this person cannnot take your call’ for it to sink in.

Have they forgotten how badly their airings of grievance's have gone down before.?

How sad that Closer is clearly Meghan’s mouthpiece. Tragically embarrassing really.

The print circulation is 50,000 and digital about the same.

When she wore that bright green dress to the commonwealth service, that was a massive f&$k you to the RF and ultimately, the Queen.

That was their last public event before the Freedom Flight wasn't it?

I thought that outfit was hideous and did her no favours.

@AutumnCrowAdInfinitumEtUltra sorry to hear you are under the weather. Glad to see you are still finding appropriate variations of you username! 😆

Add this to their list of duties 🤣
The pathetic pomposity is off the scale. How are they taken seriously?

But that last one 🙀🙀 Completely see-through!!!

Didn't she have one single person around her to say 'you need a slip with that skirt'? Didn't she have a dresser?

Karma karma karma karma karma HAM’s come undone
You come now go
You come now go

When she wore that bright green dress to the commonwealth service, that was a massive f&$k you to the RF and ultimately, the Queen.