Page 4 | Ham pr disasters 44! Will there be karma? Or will the slippery mackerel of consequences pass them by?

jeffgoldblum · 2026-09-26T13:49:36+00:00

Still not bored , still interested, if you find this thread not for you please pass us by.

TheTwerkingDuchessOfMonteshitshow · Yesterday 20:54

Scorchio84 · Yesterday 19:55

No @PullTheBricksDown I liked the Givenchy skirt too & I'm not at all a skirt person, however wearing it out on an official meet & greet engagement was not appropriate

As ever...

I liked it as well but she took the look right off it by not wearing an underskirt.

TheSunIsAlwaysThere · Yesterday 20:49

When she went on the day engagement with the late Queen, she was told the Queen would be wearing a green hat. She didn't seem to understand that it meant she should wear a hat. Catherine might have been trolled for how long she waited for a ring, but William did his job by preparing her for the reality. Harry did fuck all and Meghan refused all offers of guidance and support.

CathyorClaire · Yesterday 20:49

bluegreygreen · Yesterday 20:14

Yes, @jeffgoldblum, according to Google AI I 'frequently originate and moderate the HAM PR threads' - I've started one!

I'm either a highly notorious troll or an utter nobody depending on the search terms used.

👽

PullTheBricksDown · Yesterday 20:47

bluegreygreen · Yesterday 20:19

Yes, the green Commonwealth outfit didn't work well for her.

If I remember correctly, that was also the occasion when the Sussexes pushed through the chairs to make sure they joined the line ahead of the Edinburghs.

Yes it was! They actually pushed through to make sure they were next after the Waleses.

Usernameinabeyance · Yesterday 20:46

jeffgoldblum · Yesterday 20:28

Just another pointless lie to add to the many others…

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MM "oh poor me, someone told me what to wear, boohoo"

....she means The Queen. The actual queen. So she wouldn't clash on a photo with the actual monarch, and a future queen or two*.

*TLQE and QC and PCatherine- thinking back to the late 2010s. Pre megxit.

Fracle · Yesterday 20:43

Wishing you all the very best, @AutumnCrowAdInfinitumEtUltra ❤️

Usernameinabeyance · Yesterday 20:38

Mylovelygreendress · Yesterday 19:42

Here you are !
I go out for a few things , bump into a friend , end up having a few glasses of wine and then wonder where you all are !

That happens to me. Potter about IRL for a bit and we're half way through the next thread

I need to hire a staff to help me keep up.

KilkennyCats · Yesterday 20:32

bluegreygreen · Yesterday 20:19

Yes, the green Commonwealth outfit didn't work well for her.

If I remember correctly, that was also the occasion when the Sussexes pushed through the chairs to make sure they joined the line ahead of the Edinburghs.

Did they?!! Like a couple of children… How unseemly.

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jeffgoldblum · Yesterday 20:28

IdaGlossop · Yesterday 20:26

IIRC her point about beige was that she chose it because all the possible colours had been spoken for by other royal women, with the implication that she was left with a nothing colour.

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Just another pointless lie to add to the many others…

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IdaGlossop · Yesterday 20:26

JudgeJ · Yesterday 20:12

I thought that was priceless, I'm sure the royal ladies had a real laugh over that later!

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IIRC her point about beige was that she chose it because all the possible colours had been spoken for by other royal women, with the implication that she was left with a nothing colour.

JudgeJ · Yesterday 20:21

TheTwerkingDuchessOfMonteshitshow · Yesterday 19:12

Am I seeing this? Is the skirt of the navy blue pleated dress completely see through? Is that her pants and legs I can see?

Is she channeling her inner Diana when D was photographed with the sun behind her and she legs were clearly visible through her skirt?

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jeffgoldblum · Yesterday 20:21

bluegreygreen · Yesterday 20:14

Yes, @jeffgoldblum, according to Google AI I 'frequently originate and moderate the HAM PR threads' - I've started one!

I’m embarrassed by what mine said!!! , you would think I was the second coming….however it was very easy to see just where it harvested its info from and why it was incorrect!!! By my reckoning it only used the last two or three pr threads!!!

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IdaGlossop · Yesterday 20:21

JudgeJ · Yesterday 20:17

covering her relationship with her father

A book on this? Surely a side of A5 should cover it.

Remember she will be writing her truth so 500 pages will be easy to cover. Lady C suggests she will wait until daddy is nolonger with us to write this book, and write that she was a victim of sexual abuse. Deplorable if she does do this.

bluegreygreen · Yesterday 20:19

Yes, the green Commonwealth outfit didn't work well for her.

If I remember correctly, that was also the occasion when the Sussexes pushed through the chairs to make sure they joined the line ahead of the Edinburghs.

JudgeJ · Yesterday 20:17

covering her relationship with her father

A book on this? Surely a side of A5 should cover it.

IdaGlossop · Yesterday 20:16

Usernameinabeyance · Yesterday 20:00

Apologies for the random bold text. My auto carrot likes emphasis, I just go with it.

Auto carrot 🥕 🤣

Handbagsandoldcurtains · Yesterday 20:16

JudgeJ · Yesterday 20:06

The Jolly Green Giant bandage is how I saw it!

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It was a FU alright, but as it was hideous, it was herself looking daft. As ever, we all say together.

Am grateful for the new thread and send best wishes to @AutumnCrowAdInfinitumEtUltra

IdaGlossop · Yesterday 20:14

Boudy · Yesterday 19:15

spokesperson for the Duchess said: "Authenticity is the quality she prizes above all others in how she shows up for others and in what she bestows upon the world. This storied approach to her lived experience will catapult her into the galaxied heights of the most revered of writers, embracing in a single breath the legacies of Tolstoy, Zola, Proust, Manzoni, Tolkien, Goethe, Hawthorne, Ibsen and Shakespeare"'

WHAT?? THE HECK

It is fiction. I am its author. It says a lot about just how out of touch and self-regarding they are that you think these could actually have been the words of a Sussex spokesperson 😁 Note that all the writers listed are novelists and playwrites.

bluegreygreen · Yesterday 20:14

Yes, @jeffgoldblum, according to Google AI I 'frequently originate and moderate the HAM PR threads' - I've started one!

JudgeJ · Yesterday 20:12

TheSunIsAlwaysThere · Yesterday 18:04

I thought she implied she wore light colours so as to not draw attention and overshadow other royal ladies? Also, that they couldn't wear the same colours.

Then for a Christmas do, all the senior ladies, and Pippa Middleton, wore maroon 😂

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I thought that was priceless, I'm sure the royal ladies had a real laugh over that later!

TheSunIsAlwaysThere · Yesterday 20:11

Seasidewalker · Yesterday 19:56

Is the see through dress a throwback to the Diana see through skirt?

That was accidental though and Diana was only 19. Disgusting photographers should have been kinder to her.

JudgeJ · Yesterday 20:06

JSMill · Yesterday 17:50

When she wore that bright green dress to the commonwealth service, that was a massive f&$k you to the RF and ultimately, the Queen.

The Jolly Green Giant bandage is how I saw it!

Boudy · Yesterday 20:05

😄 @Usernameinabeyance

Usernameinabeyance · Yesterday 20:00

Apologies for the random bold text. My auto carrot likes emphasis, I just go with it.

Usernameinabeyance · Yesterday 19:59

Boudy · Yesterday 19:15

spokesperson for the Duchess said: "Authenticity is the quality she prizes above all others in how she shows up for others and in what she bestows upon the world. This storied approach to her lived experience will catapult her into the galaxied heights of the most revered of writers, embracing in a single breath the legacies of Tolstoy, Zola, Proust, Manzoni, Tolkien, Goethe, Hawthorne, Ibsen and Shakespeare"'

WHAT?? THE HECK

Please let this be true.

Not just word salad, a Ham Markles word salad - better than all the great literary titans combined.