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Welcome to the castle - watch it bring you to your knees | 2026 Celebrity Traitors Thread 5 [TV Pace]

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CaveMum · 22/10/2026 16:58

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This is a TV pace thread so make sure you’re up to date with the live broadcast and yes, previous series (regular and celeb) will be discussed!

Please no spoilers if you read them online!

The story so far (as at end of episode 6)

Traitors (still active)
Maya Jama
James Acaster (recruited)
King Kenny (recruited)

Faithful

James Blunt
Jerry Hall
Joanne McNally
Leigh-Anne Pinnock
Michael Sheen
Miranda Hart
Romesh Ranganathan
RossKemp (full name)
Sebastian Croft
Sharon Rooney

Murdered
Amol Rajan
Bella Ramsey
Rob Beckett

Banished
Richard E Grant (Traitor)
Myha’la
Julie Hesmondhalgh
Professor Hannah Fry (recruited Traitor)
Joe Lycett

For these that want to keep up with Claudia’s outfits: https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/lifestyle/a73628412/celebrity-traitors-claudia-winkleman-outfits/

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thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 21:15

She probably has a few extensions.

WonderfulSmith · 22/10/2026 21:14

EmpressSisi · 22/10/2026 21:04

Logically it would be Miranda.

The way he put the pen to the paper suggests the name begins with an M or R (unless they put B for Bash/Sebastian)

We I’d start M from the top, and R.

JaneJeffer · 22/10/2026 21:14

the80sweregreat · 22/10/2026 21:11

I do like James B.

I’ve read some weird rumours about him and Hayden Panettiere which was off putting

C8H10N4O2 · 22/10/2026 21:13

ThatCyanCat · 22/10/2026 21:12

I know she's had work done but I think she looks good. Her hair is hers.

Probably the odd tweak but still has a face which moves and expresses and looks "good for her age" rather than "nicked her daughter's face"

I wonder how much maintenance it takes to keep her hair in that condition!

ThatCyanCat · 22/10/2026 21:12

JaneJeffer · 22/10/2026 21:11

I wonder if any of the younger women will look at Jerry and realise they don’t need to be doing all that shite to their faces.

I know she's had work done but I think she looks good. Her hair is hers.

the80sweregreat · 22/10/2026 21:11

I do like James B.

JaneJeffer · 22/10/2026 21:11

I wonder if any of the younger women will look at Jerry and realise they don’t need to be doing all that shite to their faces.

ThatCyanCat · 22/10/2026 21:10

Lol, Jerry.

OsfameronTanamoril · 22/10/2026 21:10

the80sweregreat · 22/10/2026 21:10

James blunt is like David last year. Wrong all the time.

But so entertaining!

the80sweregreat · 22/10/2026 21:10

James blunt is like David last year. Wrong all the time.

Romeiswheretheheartis · 22/10/2026 21:09

Choux · 22/10/2026 21:05

But he’s now a confirmed faithful due to his hay fever so won’t be banished. He is smart too.

Although as James A proved, just standing still didnt necessarily mean you weren't a traitor!

RoxieLoxy · 22/10/2026 21:08

DD2 has worked out that you can tell who they murder from where the pen starts. Won’t say who but will be able to confirm the theory, or not, tomorrow. It’s definitely worked before but they don’t always show where the pen starts.

sweetpickle2 · 22/10/2026 21:06

Romesh would be the smart kill, as he’s not going to get banished any time soon.

EdithBond · 22/10/2026 21:06

If they kill Rom, I’ll be devvoed.

littlbrowndog · 22/10/2026 21:05

OsfameronTanamoril · 22/10/2026 21:05

Maybe James A should get a tshirt saying " I didn't want to be a Traitor" and wear it for a year.

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WeirdlyNorm · 22/10/2026 21:05

Aw, I think it's time up for Miranda.

Choux · 22/10/2026 21:05

C8H10N4O2 · 22/10/2026 21:03

They should leave Miranda for tonight and go for Bash or Romesh.

I'm not convinced by James A argument that Romesh is deputy head of table - he isn't that influential there.

But he’s now a confirmed faithful due to his hay fever so won’t be banished. He is smart too.

OsfameronTanamoril · 22/10/2026 21:05

Maybe James A should get a tshirt saying " I didn't want to be a Traitor" and wear it for a year.

JaneJeffer · 22/10/2026 21:05

Getting fed up of it now. It doesn’t matter who they kill because they’re all clueless.

EmpressSisi · 22/10/2026 21:04

Logically it would be Miranda.

The way he put the pen to the paper suggests the name begins with an M or R (unless they put B for Bash/Sebastian)

itsnearly2027 · 22/10/2026 21:04

Kenny looked like he held the pen to write an M

MerryAquaKoala · 22/10/2026 21:03

Good Miranda to go I hope, Romesh also good.

Choux · 22/10/2026 21:03

The way James just let out a big sigh I think he may have murdered his friend Romesh.

IHadaMarvelousTimeRuiningEverything · 22/10/2026 21:03

Hope it's not Rom

thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 21:03

id murder Rom. He is clearly faithful

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