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EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

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Southeastdweller · 11/10/2026 21:35

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

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Meredusoleil · Yesterday 13:48

Eastie77Returns · Yesterday 12:30

How would Amy know that the compound interest amounts to £50k, unless she knows exactly how the £100k has been invested (unlikely). She’s just not very bright is she. Even a dinosaur like Phil knew that she wouldn’t need that kind of money for a ‘media course’ at uni nowadays - she hasn’t even finished 6th form yet🙄

Funniest line in last few episodes was Alfie getting his own twins mixed up and saying “I don’t care” when one pointed out “I’m Ernie, not Bertie”

Yes. I noticed that too about Alfie and thought, what?!?

lazymum99 · Yesterday 12:52

She may get statements being the future beneficiary

Eastie77Returns · Yesterday 12:30

How would Amy know that the compound interest amounts to £50k, unless she knows exactly how the £100k has been invested (unlikely). She’s just not very bright is she. Even a dinosaur like Phil knew that she wouldn’t need that kind of money for a ‘media course’ at uni nowadays - she hasn’t even finished 6th form yet🙄

Funniest line in last few episodes was Alfie getting his own twins mixed up and saying “I don’t care” when one pointed out “I’m Ernie, not Bertie”

Shellingbynight · Yesterday 12:09

As you say South I doubt you could break a trust like that. It does at least make sense that Max signed it off, because no one else would, they would all want to know why she can't wait three weeks (her birthday is 14 Nov).

Southeastdweller · Yesterday 12:02

It is very hard to break a trust deed but as Shelling implies - plot reasons. Max gets the money next week.

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Shellingbynight · Yesterday 11:48

Phil isn’t a trustee, he said he had nothing to do with it. Amy was appealing to him as ‘someone on Roxy’s side of the family”, I think she just wanted him to persuade Jack.

Amy has said she is 18 in a few weeks and would get the money then anyway, but the plot requires her to need it now. So when Craig is found it will be obvious he is having an affair with a 17 year old, and because he met her as a police officer he'll be jailed. If she was over 18 he'd get away with it.

lazymum99 · Yesterday 11:32

She tried to talk to Phil first so he must be a trustee too. No way would he sign away that money to a not quite 18 year old. He sussed she didn’t need it for university.

Meredusoleil · Yesterday 10:56

Amy will be turning 18 soon. In November I think it is. But yes, still quite young and especially with £100k in the pot 😯

the80sweregreat · Yesterday 10:52

Lazymum, you’re not at all! It’s all very well asking Max but wouldn’t Jack have to sign it off too ?

lazymum99 · Yesterday 10:38

Is Amy 18 yet or is she asking for the money early? Because I would have thought it would be very difficult/impossible to break a trust. The least needed would be the witnessed signatures of all the trustees. But I suppose in ee they disregard any sort of trust law. Also 18 is very young. It is usually 21 or 25.
I might be over thinking this!

the80sweregreat · Yesterday 09:30

I really hope that Gemma doesn’t have an affair with Phil tbh. Affairs by the dozen at the moment and it rarely ends well. Unless Ned is a short term character and gets killed off !

Shellingbynight · Yesterday 08:08

But will they play, or will they be shuffled to Auntie Lynn's because they are 'too young' for the funeral (they're 12!)

And will we ever get a reason why Auntie Lynn, so fond of Zoe, does not come to the funeral? They have forgotten the existence of LM and Belinda but how will they justify no Lynn?

the80sweregreat · Yesterday 02:40

Zoe did ask Max for help and he told her she was drunk and to leave him alone ( and to not tell anyone he was with Linda )
Kat should have taken her to an and e hours previously, but they wanted her killed off.
It’s the funeral next week , Bert n Ernie are polishing up the recorders if Kat lets them play !

the80sweregreat · Yesterday 02:20

When Cindy discovers that ‘ cheap pink lipstick’ woman is linda she will actually explode. Fire will come out of her head and all hell will break lose! She’ll be clip clopping around in such a temper closely followed by Kat no doubt thinking that he did actually kill off Zoe ! He is on borrowed time and money woes too. Not good with a dodgy heart !

mumofoneisonozempic · 23/10/2026 23:54

One thing that made me laugh out loud

Denzel being like 'he asked for cash'

And Jack saying, In all seriousness, 'well, we're dealing with a pro here 🤔'

😄

mumofoneisonozempic · 23/10/2026 23:44

Is a dick pic really that big a deal in this day and age? 🙄

Awkward Nene Leakes GIF by Real housewives of Atlanta
the80sweregreat · 23/10/2026 20:45

Alucard55 · 23/10/2026 20:35

I really want Yolande to get a gun from somewhere, break the fourth wall and start shouting "praise the Lord can you all please stop with the big pauses in between words and can we have some new writers while we're at it" cats bum mouth "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". The End.

😆
love it.
No ..more.. pauses .. ok ?

Alucard55 · 23/10/2026 20:35

I really want Yolande to get a gun from somewhere, break the fourth wall and start shouting "praise the Lord can you all please stop with the big pauses in between words and can we have some new writers while we're at it" cats bum mouth "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". The End.

the80sweregreat · 23/10/2026 16:48

The way it’s going it may as well be Yolande , I said it before , but it would be very Tarantino if she started on people with a big gun!

Meredusoleil · 23/10/2026 16:47

Shellingbynight · 23/10/2026 15:56

It was a bit confusing with Max but I agree he may have been going to tell Jack about Amy, and changed his mind because of Cindy. But he needs Amy's money so I am not sure he would ever have told Max until the money was in his hands!

You mean told Jack?

Urgentbiscuitrequired · 23/10/2026 16:01

the80sweregreat · 22/10/2026 19:59

It is rubbish. Zoe phoned the emergency services and they ignored it as she didn’t make any sense.
Kat didn’t take her to the hospital either.

Agreed. But I suppose it's adding another motive to the pile.

Shellingbynight · 23/10/2026 15:56

It was a bit confusing with Max but I agree he may have been going to tell Jack about Amy, and changed his mind because of Cindy. But he needs Amy's money so I am not sure he would ever have told Max until the money was in his hands!

Meredusoleil · 23/10/2026 15:46

I thought the pp who suggested Yolande was joking 😳

Meredusoleil · 23/10/2026 15:45

I think Max was intending to tell Jack at first as he ran quickly into the pun to find him. But then Cindy gave him a death stare and he changed his mind, coward that he is 🤦‍♀️

Shellingbynight · 23/10/2026 15:20

Yolande, good choice, it would be a total surprise 😉

70s it was Max who saw her get into the car. I assume he will tell J&J next week because they run off looking for her.