EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

True! I’ve had that happen to me with’ the trades’
My job wasn’t lucrative enough !

Johnny Sausage might've told Cindy he wasn't a divorce lawyer because he wanted nothing to do with her case . (and his little sister is Max's daughter )

It's like when a plumber quotes you an ourageous amount for a job because they don;t want it !

Johnny Sausage was a Human Rights Lawyer in wherever he lived up North.
Now in Walford he doesn't seem to do anything . He has an office now but his work used to be done at the cafe table on a laptop . Client Confidentially obviously high priority there !

Philth might ask Ritchie to weigh in, partly because Max has his eyes on Amy's money and Roxy was his cousin. And though he's had no dealings with Cindy she was married to Ian. who he has no love for And Kathy (his ex wife and Ben's mum who he still needs to keep some sort of relationship with ) cannot abide Cindy .

Johnny sausage isn’t a divorce lawyer ( as he told Cindy last week ) but I agree that Max needs one. He has the annulment to organize still, maybe he needs someone to nudge her along about that. It’s been mentioned. If she ever gets the 50k she probably will play ball with that. I want them to just do it and get on with it all! Although getting the actual money may be tricky for Max.

Cindy's going to be going round the square staring at people's lips.

True I don't think I've ever seen Linda without something pink on.

Surely Cheap Tart Lipstick would be a glaring shade of Hooker Red ?

True re Linda, given she wanders round being the pinkest pink thing there ever was. Hiding in plain sight!

Cindy had very little when she got with Max. She was living with her son in his spare room. She blackmailed Kathy for the Albert so I suppose there's that.
It's completely unrealistic she hasn't twigged it's Linda.

It still can't work out which one of them would be The Bride on NYD. They would both be insane to marry him.

They met less than a year ago their lives/finances can't be that entwined surely. And Max made a good point to Cindy what's yours is mine works both ways.

He does loan her out occasionally
but I can't see him doing it for Max.

Max urgently needs Ritchie. But she’s only available via Phil as he has her on permanent retainer!

Cindy chuntering on about "our joint account" , how much money has she put in this account ?
They were married all of 12 minutes , not even time to get the photos back !

She really needs to back off , she is becoming a pantomime baddie character .

Cindy is still wearing Max's engagemet ring , she should get that valued and sold
Max needs a good , gutsy lawyer , not Johnny Sausage .
I'm sure that Ritchie will oblige .

Agree about Cindy. There is more dignity in walking away and saying nothing. Max is Max she was daft enough to marry him.

Yep, Yolande on top of the cafe table holding people hostage with the stolen gun quoting the Bible. Maybe after Jack n Max have rescued Oscar and Lauren.
An explosive start to 2027.

As soon as I saw Yolande mentioned I pictured her reenacting Samuel L Jackson’s bible quote scene in Pulp Fiction 😂

In my head I see Ryder as a man in his 30s so I can't sympathise with the goings on at all . I keep wanting to tell him to get a grip .

We are meant to sympathize with Ryder, but it’s hard to do as looks older than he is meant to be and wasn’t great to start with. Ned having him
beaten up was awful though. It’s sad he can’t move out , but they are all under Ned’s control too much.

It’s Cindy’s ego isn’t it. She has never been dumped and wants revenge. The fact she hasn’t realized it’s Linda is odd as they share a child and she came to their wedding uninvited and the pink lippy. Cindy isn’t always the brightest though.
She’s had numerous affairs herself, so not much sympathy for her tbh. Max is gonna Max. Although what happened was humiliating ( now she knows how Ian feels )

The way this Cindy has been written, i'm even rooting for max tbh. Sick of her strutting about whinging like a teenager

No way would a woman who has survived as much as she has, be this stupid sorry

The best exotic marigold hotel !
Get outta my Ashram.

Or in a spin off based on the best exotic marigold hotel.

Oh yes! Julie went to India.
With the ‘ new ‘ Phil on the block , be could go and visit Julie and end up in an Ashram as ‘ guru Phil ‘.
How to calm your inner anger.

Isn’t whispering Julie in India (can’t remember if it was meant to be a short holiday or she was doing extended travel). I can’t see Phil faring too well over there if he visits, Spain//Portugal is about his limit😂

I think there’s a twist coming with Gemma and she is definitely not as ditzy as she seems. Although Riley is very annoying they have cast him well in the sense that he looks like Ned and has Gemma’s nervy characteristics. If only he could act!

Honey and Suki popped in and out while doing strictly.

They didn't give Phil an exit last year for panto, he wasn't on screen very much, but he still popped up in the Nigel storyline from time to time.

I can't see Phil being interested in Gemma. But I suppose Ned might think he is.