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CORONATION STREET THREAD. Now in late September 2026. **No spoilers please.**

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SabreIsMyFave · 24/09/2026 23:41

Wow, we got through the last thread pretty quickly! (Again!)

So Betsy is still recovering from her stroke, Debbie's condition (dementia) is getting worse.

Tim and Sally still have Tim's cousin Ross's daughter Lucy in their care as Ross killed his wife - Lucy's mother, and is in prison... Or so we have been lead to believe. There's a question mark over whether Ross did kill Lucy's mum at the moment, (or if it was Lucy!) after Lucy spoke to her dad the other night and said 'what if they found out what I did!' Sally is struggling with Lucy, especially after she threw her phone at Sally and hit her in the face.

Sarah is still in prison, (for killing Theo,) and hasn't had her trial yet. She has finished with Kit, who went on to sleep with her daughter Bethany!

Bernie's aunt (Celeste) who was trying to get Todd to do a funeral for her, died a few weeks ago, but not before dropping the bombshell that she has breast cancer, and Bernie may have the gene. So may Gemma and the quads, and Kit, and Brody...

Kit was tested. He has breast cancer. He is devastated - (naturally.)

Carl has just got a job in the cab office.

Probably missed some stuff!

I mentioned this in the last thread, but I can't remember if Todd did ever do Celeste's funeral by the way... She's been dead nearly 4 weeks now. I don't think they've mentioned her funeral for about 3 weeks. And I definitely don't remember them doing it.......

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zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:43

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:34

Agree!

I would say send him to the STC

But I never want to see that place again

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 09/10/2026 21:40

I thought we were getting somewhere yesterday but now it seems we're back going round the Mulberry Bush..
I think Jodie will use this to her advantage and carry on doing what she does best, manipulating, blackmailing... for another year at least.

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:35

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:33

David took the gun that had Jodie's prints all over it and threw it into the canal???? Bonkers

Has he not noticed where covering things up got his sister

I wonder at what point David went to the canal to get rid of the gun? Is the street anywhere near the canal? Odd.

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SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:34

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:31

and why did Nick let him him keep his phone?

and not even close that account

Nobody ever punishes that lad

Call me old fashioned but he needs his arse kicking

Agree!

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zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:33

David took the gun that had Jodie's prints all over it and threw it into the canal???? Bonkers

Has he not noticed where covering things up got his sister

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:31

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:15

Exactly! This has annoyed me. There's no reason on EARTH why they could not have told the police exactly what happened. Jodie produced a gun, she pointed it at them, they suspected it was fake and tried to grab it from her, and it went off in the scuffle. Yes, the police would have wanted to question them, and there would have been an inquiry, but also, it would have been telling the truth, which, in most cases is the best thing to do.

Why oh WHY have they made up that pile of horseshit, that some random popped into the house and shot Jodie, and then fecked off? So stupid.

I am glad Kit has told Lisa Swain that he has cancer.

Sam seemed weirdly OK and cool with Idris taking his phone. Surely that is not going to end well?! Also, why was Sam using Idris's card to buy cr1pto currency, right in public view?! Also daft!

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and why did Nick let him him keep his phone?

and not even close that account

Nobody ever punishes that lad

Call me old fashioned but he needs his arse kicking

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:29

Emmylou22 · 09/10/2026 21:23

I had my head in my hands when David started making up a fake gunman. And then disposing of the gun in the canal 🤦🏻‍♀️ Just tell the police exactly what happened FFS!!! Why do people always do a big coverup when they've barely done anything wrong?? Like bloody Sarah and Gary when she whacked Theo 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I know right. Just creating stress and confusion and problems for yourself when it's not needed. As you say, if Sarah had told the truth she would probably not be in jail. It was self defence.

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Emmylou22 · 09/10/2026 21:23

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:15

Exactly! This has annoyed me. There's no reason on EARTH why they could not have told the police exactly what happened. Jodie produced a gun, she pointed it at them, they suspected it was fake and tried to grab it from her, and it went off in the scuffle. Yes, the police would have wanted to question them, and there would have been an inquiry, but also, it would have been telling the truth, which, in most cases is the best thing to do.

Why oh WHY have they made up that pile of horseshit, that some random popped into the house and shot Jodie, and then fecked off? So stupid.

I am glad Kit has told Lisa Swain that he has cancer.

Sam seemed weirdly OK and cool with Idris taking his phone. Surely that is not going to end well?! Also, why was Sam using Idris's card to buy cr1pto currency, right in public view?! Also daft!

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I had my head in my hands when David started making up a fake gunman. And then disposing of the gun in the canal 🤦🏻‍♀️ Just tell the police exactly what happened FFS!!! Why do people always do a big coverup when they've barely done anything wrong?? Like bloody Sarah and Gary when she whacked Theo 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:15

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:01

David and Shone were looking like the smart guys yesterday

Tonight they were back to being complete idiots with their ridiculous cover up

Exactly! This has annoyed me. There's no reason on EARTH why they could not have told the police exactly what happened. Jodie produced a gun, she pointed it at them, they suspected it was fake and tried to grab it from her, and it went off in the scuffle. Yes, the police would have wanted to question them, and there would have been an inquiry, but also, it would have been telling the truth, which, in most cases is the best thing to do.

Why oh WHY have they made up that pile of horseshit, that some random popped into the house and shot Jodie, and then fecked off? So stupid.

I am glad Kit has told Lisa Swain that he has cancer.

Sam seemed weirdly OK and cool with Idris taking his phone. Surely that is not going to end well?! Also, why was Sam using Idris's card to buy cr1pto currency, right in public view?! Also daft!

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AmusedMaker · 09/10/2026 21:09

X posts Zanahoria. 😀
ridiculous isn’t it.

AmusedMaker · 09/10/2026 21:07

Wouldn’t it have been easier if Shona & David just told the truth about the gun?
then Jodie would have to explain where it came from, as well as explaining why she has a box full of other stolen stuff.

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:01

David and Shone were looking like the smart guys yesterday

Tonight they were back to being complete idiots with their ridiculous cover up

JellyBeanSpring25 · 09/10/2026 20:09

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 18:49

‘arper will have a lot of issues as a teenager. Few years off yet.

You can just see the writers rubbing their hands with glee though. Stories will be outlined and locked away!

JellyBeanSpring25 · 09/10/2026 20:06

MrsPapillon · 09/10/2026 17:13

Hadn’t Harper been dumped on Bethany? David ask her to take her out for the day? Neither David nor Shona seem too attached to the poor child they almost lost. She’s barely been out of hospital a month and Shona is flouncing to stay in a hotel and leaving her behind!

Yes you’re right. Bethany had arranged to take ‘arper for the day. She was with Mary for the party the evening before, not on uncover Jodie day.

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 18:49

‘arper will have a lot of issues as a teenager. Few years off yet.

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 18:06

MrsPapillon · 09/10/2026 17:13

Hadn’t Harper been dumped on Bethany? David ask her to take her out for the day? Neither David nor Shona seem too attached to the poor child they almost lost. She’s barely been out of hospital a month and Shona is flouncing to stay in a hotel and leaving her behind!

I assume that was part of the plan.

Bethany must have told Shona about Jodie at the hotel and agreed to take Harper while they stitched Jodie up

MrsPapillon · 09/10/2026 17:13

Hadn’t Harper been dumped on Bethany? David ask her to take her out for the day? Neither David nor Shona seem too attached to the poor child they almost lost. She’s barely been out of hospital a month and Shona is flouncing to stay in a hotel and leaving her behind!

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 15:36

Harper didn’t murmur did she.

JellyBeanSpring25 · 09/10/2026 15:23

I think ‘arper was with Mary (the best nanny in the world according to Asha!)

suburburban · 09/10/2026 15:02

‘Arper seems a very contented baby when all this was going on

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 09/10/2026 14:39

ElsieJay · 09/10/2026 14:12

Well, I really enjoyed that !
Not a comment I can make about many recent episodes, so fingers crossed.
I hate the Jodie character with a passion , which of course just underlines how well she plays her part.
Just a scene or two to explain the kidnap/ Corriedale link would be appreciated !

Maybe she was messing with her dad's head and he paid Graham to dump her with Shona. 🤷

ElsieJay · 09/10/2026 14:12

Well, I really enjoyed that !
Not a comment I can make about many recent episodes, so fingers crossed.
I hate the Jodie character with a passion , which of course just underlines how well she plays her part.
Just a scene or two to explain the kidnap/ Corriedale link would be appreciated !

Empress13 · 09/10/2026 14:04

TipsyPeachSnake · 08/10/2026 22:39

We need answers as to why she was kidnapped in the Corriedale episode now.

We really don’t 🥱

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 13:00

Swain will give the gun a bit of an odd look no doubt ! ‘ hmm, whats this here then?’

LesserSpottedCharacter · 09/10/2026 12:52

😁I wondered if it was a bit harsh @Deadringer but 🤷

Thank you @thenightsky .

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