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CORONATION STREET THREAD. Now in late September 2026. **No spoilers please.**

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SabreIsMyFave · 24/09/2026 23:41

Wow, we got through the last thread pretty quickly! (Again!)

So Betsy is still recovering from her stroke, Debbie's condition (dementia) is getting worse.

Tim and Sally still have Tim's cousin Ross's daughter Lucy in their care as Ross killed his wife - Lucy's mother, and is in prison... Or so we have been lead to believe. There's a question mark over whether Ross did kill Lucy's mum at the moment, (or if it was Lucy!) after Lucy spoke to her dad the other night and said 'what if they found out what I did!' Sally is struggling with Lucy, especially after she threw her phone at Sally and hit her in the face.

Sarah is still in prison, (for killing Theo,) and hasn't had her trial yet. She has finished with Kit, who went on to sleep with her daughter Bethany!

Bernie's aunt (Celeste) who was trying to get Todd to do a funeral for her, died a few weeks ago, but not before dropping the bombshell that she has breast cancer, and Bernie may have the gene. So may Gemma and the quads, and Kit, and Brody...

Kit was tested. He has breast cancer. He is devastated - (naturally.)

Carl has just got a job in the cab office.

Probably missed some stuff!

I mentioned this in the last thread, but I can't remember if Todd did ever do Celeste's funeral by the way... She's been dead nearly 4 weeks now. I don't think they've mentioned her funeral for about 3 weeks. And I definitely don't remember them doing it.......

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zanahoria · 10/10/2026 09:07

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:15

The hospital is clearly only open for the residents of coronation street! They seem to be there a lot.

and always with their friends and family camped out en masse wandering into the private room when they like, berating staff and generally making a nuisance out of themselves

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 08:50

Still think that they should get the dad on board.
Or maybe one of them will track the mysterious child down and she’ll give them some more answers too.

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 08:49

David has dispensed of the evidence. Not the best move , but he was desperate I suppose.

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 10/10/2026 08:35

I wonder if J will carry on living with the Platts as though nothing happened.
I'm guessing when she is out of hospital she will have them on a guilt trip "You can't kick me out when you shot me.....If you don't let me do this I'll tell the police that you shot me...."
I don't know if it will be any different to how it was before, other than they are aware how messed up she is.

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 07:54

I didn’t think that Shona and David would be able to see Jodie before the police did !
Maybe S and D need to get her dad on side , go and see him! They need some allies and to hide that trinket box from Jodie too. They need some strategies now.

SabreIsMyFave · 10/10/2026 07:52

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:15

The hospital is clearly only open for the residents of coronation street! They seem to be there a lot.

They have their own ward dontcha know? Grin

Or should I say, their own set of private rooms?! 😂

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JadeSeahorse · 10/10/2026 05:43

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:15

The hospital is clearly only open for the residents of coronation street! They seem to be there a lot.

Yes and always in a private room. 🙄

Empress13 · 09/10/2026 23:51

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 22:09

I am not sure how Weathy General cope without Aggie, she used to be constantly putting in a shift

Not to mention our Craigy who was always first on command for a police incident

Empress13 · 09/10/2026 23:50

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:12

Sam seems to have swerved any kind of punishment for pushing Eva down the stairs so far.

He has had a complete personality change from the law abiding well mannered boy he used to be. This storyline is ridiculous

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 22:23

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:12

Sam seems to have swerved any kind of punishment for pushing Eva down the stairs so far.

He doesn't even care about being caught any more.

He nicked Idris's card and sat in Speed Dahl with it, got his phone out that nobody took off him and logged into the account that nobody blocked

He gives not a shit as he will always get away with it

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:15

The hospital is clearly only open for the residents of coronation street! They seem to be there a lot.

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 22:13

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:10

Yep, it went from a slam dunk Jodie , to her lording it over them again and looking pretty good too for someone recently shot. Lip gloss in place . Hair looking brushed.

That is Weatherfield

Amazing hospital

Rubbish police

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:12

Sam seems to have swerved any kind of punishment for pushing Eva down the stairs so far.

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:10

Yep, it went from a slam dunk Jodie , to her lording it over them again and looking pretty good too for someone recently shot. Lip gloss in place . Hair looking brushed.

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 22:09

AmusedMaker · 09/10/2026 22:04

Love that Asha is always the paramedic who turns up. She must literally sit and wait for a call to Coronation Street.
It’s like an episode of Fireman Sam.

I am not sure how Weathy General cope without Aggie, she used to be constantly putting in a shift

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 22:07

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:01

Jodie is good at being scary and intimidating and knows that David has thrown the gun in the canal and lied to weatherfields finest policewoman. They are both quaking in their boots.

If only David and Shana had the sense to do what they did yesterday and record the conversation with Jodie

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:06

Asha waiting around for the call ! It’s always the same old faces isn’t it : swain , Asha , Kit.
They are so lucky to have them.

AmusedMaker · 09/10/2026 22:04

Love that Asha is always the paramedic who turns up. She must literally sit and wait for a call to Coronation Street.
It’s like an episode of Fireman Sam.

Lsquiggles · 09/10/2026 22:01

Am I the only one who felt Sam made himself look guilty by being so animated that Jodie was okay? I thought that was strange and I hope they're not lining it up for him to be blamed for the shooting

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:01

Jodie is good at being scary and intimidating and knows that David has thrown the gun in the canal and lied to weatherfields finest policewoman. They are both quaking in their boots.

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:56

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 21:50

I also had my head in my hands today ! I mean what was that all about ? Now Jodie lives and can blackmail them both. 👿

Well she has not really got much on them but they will believe that she can

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 21:50

I also had my head in my hands today ! I mean what was that all about ? Now Jodie lives and can blackmail them both. 👿

zanahoria · 09/10/2026 21:49

Any police officer other than DS Swain would have interviewed Jodie before letting her talk to David and Shona, witnesses are always interviewed separately whenever possible. They would have split David and Shona up sharpish and they would have no time to agree on the details of that story.

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:45

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 09/10/2026 21:40

I thought we were getting somewhere yesterday but now it seems we're back going round the Mulberry Bush..
I think Jodie will use this to her advantage and carry on doing what she does best, manipulating, blackmailing... for another year at least.

Oh for the love of GAWD!!!!! 😖 I don't think I can take another year of this shit. The storyline better turn around, and soon!

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suburburban · 09/10/2026 21:45

Emmylou22 · 09/10/2026 21:23

I had my head in my hands when David started making up a fake gunman. And then disposing of the gun in the canal 🤦🏻‍♀️ Just tell the police exactly what happened FFS!!! Why do people always do a big coverup when they've barely done anything wrong?? Like bloody Sarah and Gary when she whacked Theo 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Yes tell the truth, they had Lilly seeing the gun as well, her dad’s story, the stuff Jodie stole