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CORONATION STREET THREAD. Now in late September 2026. **No spoilers please.**

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SabreIsMyFave · 24/09/2026 23:41

Wow, we got through the last thread pretty quickly! (Again!)

So Betsy is still recovering from her stroke, Debbie's condition (dementia) is getting worse.

Tim and Sally still have Tim's cousin Ross's daughter Lucy in their care as Ross killed his wife - Lucy's mother, and is in prison... Or so we have been lead to believe. There's a question mark over whether Ross did kill Lucy's mum at the moment, (or if it was Lucy!) after Lucy spoke to her dad the other night and said 'what if they found out what I did!' Sally is struggling with Lucy, especially after she threw her phone at Sally and hit her in the face.

Sarah is still in prison, (for killing Theo,) and hasn't had her trial yet. She has finished with Kit, who went on to sleep with her daughter Bethany!

Bernie's aunt (Celeste) who was trying to get Todd to do a funeral for her, died a few weeks ago, but not before dropping the bombshell that she has breast cancer, and Bernie may have the gene. So may Gemma and the quads, and Kit, and Brody...

Kit was tested. He has breast cancer. He is devastated - (naturally.)

Carl has just got a job in the cab office.

Probably missed some stuff!

I mentioned this in the last thread, but I can't remember if Todd did ever do Celeste's funeral by the way... She's been dead nearly 4 weeks now. I don't think they've mentioned her funeral for about 3 weeks. And I definitely don't remember them doing it.......

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suburburban · 12/10/2026 18:34

Clawdy · 12/10/2026 13:40

Yes, Jodie will be back living with them straightaway! She's probably already there, guess she has a key somewhere!

Could she live in her Dad’s camper van

why doesn’t Shona make sure her Dad is ok

the80sweregreat · 12/10/2026 18:28

I think that Idris is trying to bring the restaurant down.
I think he put the stickers over the dates, but it’s only my thoughts and I am usually wrong ! Didn’t he want to buy it once or something?

zanahoria · 12/10/2026 18:26

The argument over the meat was daft and pointless

If none of them had checked then they are all idiots

Why the stickers over the date?

eggandonion · 12/10/2026 16:50

I think the extension was a garage conversion. But that might have been something shifty on brookside.

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 12/10/2026 15:37

eggandonion · 12/10/2026 13:42

I suppose if Audrey is still away the extension is free to lurk in.

I forgot about the extension. Is that to the side of the house? Or at the back?

eggandonion · 12/10/2026 13:42

I suppose if Audrey is still away the extension is free to lurk in.

Clawdy · 12/10/2026 13:40

Yes, Jodie will be back living with them straightaway! She's probably already there, guess she has a key somewhere!

zanahoria · 12/10/2026 10:58

SabreIsMyFave · 11/10/2026 23:30

Well I'm glad Jodie said to the police that she saw an intruder to get David and Shons off the hook. I was afraid that they would drag out a storyline with Jodie blackmailing them until Easter 2027!

I felt a bit for Jodie for a split second, and I think she got them off the hook in the hope she could come back home, and they could start over. (Only a split second mind you!)

Where the fluff has she gone now though?!!

What happened with that (contaminated) meat?

So now Beffaneh knows Kit's got cancer!

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Edited

Which would be the second report of an intruder in that house this year and both times it was Jodie that was the problem.

Shona really is pathetic.

Jodie whinges on about being shot but her sister won't even come up with the obvious retort "you pointed the gun, you psycho"

I expect Jodie will be back living there by the end of the week and it will be forgotten

Meanwhile Swain cannot even solve crimes on her doorstop. She seemed a bit too forgiving of David's bullshit about her badge and she has said nothing at all about cracking the case the Brian's stolen book

the80sweregreat · 12/10/2026 09:35

I haven’t noticed a man’s head , but the post is blurry and I find the opening credits a bit odd, not sure why though. I think it looks a bit claustrophobic.
The music has never changed at all has it!

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 12/10/2026 07:46

Has anyone else noticed this.
At the start of the intro to the left (my son paused it while he went to get something) it looks like the back of a man's head. You can clearly see see the shape of his bald head and ears.
Then as the intro continues it morphs into a post.
Maybe it's just me that sees it that way. 🤣

eggandonion · 11/10/2026 23:40

Jodie will be lurking in the ginnel soon.

SabreIsMyFave · 11/10/2026 23:30

Well I'm glad Jodie said to the police that she saw an intruder to get David and Shons off the hook. I was afraid that they would drag out a storyline with Jodie blackmailing them until Easter 2027!

I felt a bit for Jodie for a split second, and I think she got them off the hook in the hope she could come back home, and they could start over. (Only a split second mind you!)

Where the fluff has she gone now though?!!

What happened with that (contaminated) meat?

So now Beffaneh knows Kit's got cancer!

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the80sweregreat · 11/10/2026 22:42

Kit is annoying..
Is Idris behind the contaminated meat ? He looked shifty and Tracy whats money !

sorryIdidntmeanto · 11/10/2026 22:35

Why does Kit tell everyone his news, but only in a pissed off way? He might as well just say it, as he tells everyone in the end anyway.

the80sweregreat · 11/10/2026 22:20

I did like how the bored nurse just shrugged and said ‘ no idea’ when asked where she may have gone!

the80sweregreat · 11/10/2026 22:18

Hopefully she’s gone for a while eh. It’s probably unlikely though

bizzey · 11/10/2026 22:14

eggandonion · 11/10/2026 22:03

Please let her be heading back to Emmerdale...

No thank you !!

She could head off up north a bit and have a look at Hollyoaks !! 😅😅..

She would come across as quite normal over there !

And yes ...I do watch Hollyoaks !😅

eggandonion · 11/10/2026 22:03

Please let her be heading back to Emmerdale...

zanahoria · 11/10/2026 21:56

eggandonion · 11/10/2026 21:27

God knows where Jodie is. Probably in the hotel.

Tied up in the back of a van

eggandonion · 11/10/2026 21:27

God knows where Jodie is. Probably in the hotel.

zanahoria · 11/10/2026 21:22

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 11/10/2026 21:08

I think she was having one of those "but she's my sister" moments.

Yes, she was staring wistfully at that stupid picture again

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 11/10/2026 21:08

TipsyPeachSnake · 11/10/2026 21:03

Why did Shona rush to Jodie’s bed in end scene?

I think she was having one of those "but she's my sister" moments.

TipsyPeachSnake · 11/10/2026 21:03

Why did Shona rush to Jodie’s bed in end scene?

zanahoria · 11/10/2026 21:02

Top chef Ollie

He checks that his chopping boards are in order before looking at the meat

Despite just being told it was the meat

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 11/10/2026 21:00

An empty bed! 😳 Where the heck has she gone now!