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Post here if you think we should be able to utter profanities on mumsnet

80 replies

handlemecarefully · 11/05/2005 15:24

well who the feck wants to go first?

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suzywong · 11/05/2005 16:32

that fio2 is a right sewermouth

which is why I like her so much, not because she sent me a pack of minstrels

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 16:32

No work as I am doped up to the eyeballs on diazepam for a badly ricked neck.

I'm disinhibited and my evil side is running rampant!

If only I didn't hurt so much!!!!

Fio2 · 11/05/2005 16:31

khunt then [wank]

fastasleep · 11/05/2005 16:30

kunts cutting it a bit closeif you ask me....

Fio2 · 11/05/2005 16:30

hmb is def on form today

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 16:30

Snitch {grin] Note snitch, not snatch!!!!

Fio2 · 11/05/2005 16:29

why copulation off

just substoitute letters

feck kunt pish pastard etc etc

suzywong · 11/05/2005 16:29

HMB said crunt!

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 16:27

I have a friend who uses 'horse' for arse when she is around her children.

And could we be banned for usig the correct anotomical term (and as a biology teacher I would hope not!)

So irritating vulva would be OK but irritating cunt would be out.

Stupid prick would be out but limited intelect penis would be OK.

Copulation off!

And buggery is a recognised legal term.

Mud · 11/05/2005 16:09

what? like poo? and willies? and titties and stuff????

Pruni · 11/05/2005 16:09

Message withdrawn

SoupDragon · 11/05/2005 16:09

Wasn't Sc*nthorpe council was it?

marthamoo · 11/05/2005 16:08

I second mif's idea for inventive almost-swears - could be fun and I think I already started the ball rolling (no pun intended!) with Oh My Gonads.

suzywong · 11/05/2005 16:08

I choose my friends by their swearing skills, so no profanities would make it very hard for me to draw others in to my clique

motherinferior · 11/05/2005 16:06

Blu's work filter is like Mary Whitehouse; it clearly has an utterly filthy mind to see profanity where even I have not intended it. Actually I got an email bounced back by a local council recently for Language which I can only think was because I mentioned breastfeeding in it.

Davros · 11/05/2005 16:05

Fuck, yes!

SoupDragon · 11/05/2005 16:03

Oh what fun I we used to have with Toothache's work email filter. It used to send you an email back saying that your email had been bounced due to the language but the best bit was, it gave you a score!!! The score was broken down by word too. Sigh. I think she's changed jobs since then though

nailpolish · 11/05/2005 16:02

its a pain in the ar*e though MI

peckarollover · 11/05/2005 16:01

I fucking don't

SoupDragon · 11/05/2005 16:01

Oh just replace one ltter with an aterisk. It's nt difficut

motherinferior · 11/05/2005 16:00

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Fio2 · 11/05/2005 15:33

lol janh I think we are all adults we can swear, plus my son of a female dog father said using swearing was a lack of intelligence so i like to go against that

Caligula · 11/05/2005 15:31

Ooh yeah, profanities, insanities - I love 'em all.

motherinferior · 11/05/2005 15:31

Hell, yeah.

Janh · 11/05/2005 15:27

If nobody ever used rude words Rhubarb would be able to read everything on MN on her French school computer - as it is an astonishing number of threads are filtered out, and she can't read custy's emails at all, lol!!!