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Post here if you think we should be able to utter profanities on mumsnet

80 replies

handlemecarefully · 11/05/2005 15:24

well who the feck wants to go first?

OP posts:
HappyDaddy · 12/05/2005 10:20

I worship at the altar of sweariness

melrose · 12/05/2005 10:10

We have just employed a new girl at work whose surname is cumming - work filter picks up any e-mail sent to her as offensive. Poor girl

fastasleep · 12/05/2005 08:45

'Thou queasy idle headed mumble news' just sounds like me this morning lol

tatt · 12/05/2005 08:42

Thou prating lean-witted pignuts - who needs swear words. Even those of limited vocabulary now have help

sestius · 12/05/2005 08:00

I once got a posting on the BBC "Play Mornington Crescent" website rejected for rudeness - Cockfosters. Felt slightly dirty all day.

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 17:40

www 'Thou roguish horn-mad scantling!'

I think may refer to the originator of another thread today

SoupDragon · 11/05/2005 17:35

He could be a Focker rather than a f*cker, WWW. That can't be rude - it's in a film title.

WideWebWitch · 11/05/2005 17:34

hmb, thou saucy dread-bolted skainsmate!

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 17:33

Thou loggerheaded toad-spotted ratsbane!

not you, www!

WideWebWitch · 11/05/2005 17:32

Hmb, good site, it came up with
"Thou bootless flap-mouthed cutpurse!" hmm, Johay, your ex h is a bootless flap-mouthed cutpurse!

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 17:06

Go here

elizabethan profanity producer

For a site that randomly generates insults

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 17:02

Distended rectal polyp

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 17:02

vulva!

motherinferior · 11/05/2005 17:01

He's a copulator. And an anus.

WideWebWitch · 11/05/2005 17:01

ha ha ha ha and pmsl at this thread and wow, a profantities filter that gives you a score? how impressive. "Oh PANTS" doesn't quite cut it does it, although I like the idea of finding Ways and Means. Johay, who is a friend of mine IRL, really, really, really wanted me to remind her on a thread here that her ex is a fucker and so I did and it was soooo satisfying for both of us. Can we not do that now? Or we can if we use asterisks and call him a fcker? There are so many of them about you see! If we're using asterisks though well, anyone who didn't like it STILL won't like it because it's obvious what I mean if I type cnt isn't it?

sunchowder · 11/05/2005 16:43

I adore profanity.

Fio2 · 11/05/2005 16:40

hmb, even when you feel better i would fake pain just to get more hope you feel better soon btw, bad neck not good

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 16:39

Unforgetable though isn't it ????

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 16:38

Fio, I am just so chilled. Still feel like shit but don't realy care!Dh is minding the kids

fastasleep · 11/05/2005 16:38

Oh god that made me shudder!

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 16:37

Don't knock the scrotum it is a superb bit of design. The reason it is wrinkled is that it helps heat loss and keeps the testis cool! Withought the wonderfuly wrinkled scrotum they would all be sterile!

I use that in class, and trust me no boy has ever forgotten that increasing surface area increases heat loss!!!!!

Fio2 · 11/05/2005 16:35

i could do with some diazepham, are they that good

fastasleep · 11/05/2005 16:35

scrotum is surely worse than any profanity.... it's just so nasty..scrooootuuuummm....errr!

Fio2 · 11/05/2005 16:35

you rectal deposit

happymerryberries · 11/05/2005 16:33

Oh god would we have an emoticon for [wank]??????

lm anus off

can't ban anus!