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Original poster

Can we have a gerbil section please?

17 replies

rickman · 27/04/2005 18:17

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Fio2 · 27/04/2005 18:20

pmsl

very good idea rickman

TheVillageIdiot · 27/04/2005 18:20

omg - I know I'm gonna get moaned at for posting on here but how funny!!!!!!! absolutely pmsl!!!

happymerryberries · 27/04/2005 18:21

With sub sections for feeding, behaviour and evelopment, education of the beast and a big sectiion for deviant sexual practices!!!!

TheVillageIdiot · 27/04/2005 18:23

Don't forget small business ads sections so I can sell my old toilet roll tubes.

lou33 · 27/04/2005 18:27

i believe certain celebrities could be tempted into mn if we had a gerbil section

TheVillageIdiot · 27/04/2005 18:28

ooooo celebs

Original poster

rickman · 27/04/2005 18:29

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TheVillageIdiot · 27/04/2005 18:31

oh please, stop. How about creative writing?

happymerryberries · 27/04/2005 18:33

Card making with pressed gerbils

Blu · 27/04/2005 18:34

lol rickman

TheVillageIdiot · 27/04/2005 18:34

weight loss: Is your gerbil on atkins?

Or should that be on the thread cliches?

Davros · 27/04/2005 22:32

What's that old joke about how do you stop a gerbil splitting? Wrap it with sellotapte before you f**k it, or something like that..... a very important geriblling tip, do I get a prize?

gingerbear · 27/04/2005 22:34

Davros, you are sick

LGJ · 27/04/2005 22:35

NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

Only just getting to a point where the bat's appearance doesn't require me to have counselling sessions

Davros · 27/04/2005 22:36

Thanks, do I get a prize then?
Could always wrap sellotape round the bat...

Blu · 27/04/2005 22:37

yes - if davros is going to carry on like that, we will have to ask for a clause stating a gerbils right to respect and moral support in The Mumsnet Philosophy

Davros · 27/04/2005 22:39

And they should be breastfed..... by cod

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