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MN Addiction Tables

39 replies

hub2dee · 03/03/2005 18:04

You know you're addicted when...

OK, how about some kind of score / table where you can see just how bad your addiction is, compared to the rest of the MNers on here ?

Would that be too scary ?

Most Posts in Last 24 hours
Most regular poster over last 6 months
etc.

If the idea of publishing them seems simply too horrid, maybe you could see your stats / 'score' only when logged in rather than on a public page ?

mumsnet: like crack... only worse (TM)

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marthamoo · 05/03/2005 18:05

I'm not addicted. I can take it or leave it. Not a problem. I can handle it. Could give it up tomorrow if I wanted. It's not a big part of my life at all. I don't need it.

In denial? Moi?

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hub2dee · 05/03/2005 17:57

When you get home after a day out, what's the first thing you check:

'Threads I'm on'

or your telephone answering machine / 1571 ?

You know you're an addict when...

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hub2dee · 03/03/2005 21:54

Most frequent refresher of 'Threads I'm On' link

Most posts in one hour. Ever.

Record for number of threads killed (your name is last in thread)

Volume of messages (by number, by kilobyte of textual data)

Greatest thread launcher (number of posts attracted to a thread you launched)

Most nocturnal (threads between midnight and 6AM excluding offshore)

Most Diverse (max number of different topic areas posted to in 24 hour period)

etc.

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SeaShells · 03/03/2005 21:28

The level of addiction should also be measured by the amount of time spent lurking, even when I'm not posting...I'm still here......always here......

Hulababy · 03/03/2005 21:28

Current messages are included in archieved messages from what I could gather. I certainly had the same posts appear on both.

maisystar · 03/03/2005 21:26

what do you do? add current messages to archived messages?

actualisedad · 03/03/2005 21:25

Is posting the only measure of addiction? How would you rate, "Is incapable of walking past a computer without logging on to mn, just to see what's going on?" (Guilty...)

HunkerMunker · 03/03/2005 21:18

2450 since last October (including my Xmas name), but not including today's messages

coppertop · 03/03/2005 21:15

You're very cruel, Hub.

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hub2dee · 03/03/2005 19:54

Not at all, Lou. Only teasing. Am I putting my size twelves in the wrong place ?

Woops.

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lou33 · 03/03/2005 19:45

you trying to alienate as many people as possible hub?!

pupuce · 03/03/2005 19:45

Aloha : 10700 !!!
Mears: 5200

goes quickly doesn't it!

Enid · 03/03/2005 19:42

only 3750

I need to post more

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hub2dee · 03/03/2005 19:42

coppertop, allow me: 5,500

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pupuce · 03/03/2005 19:36

Cod has a huge amount of posts and I only searched
codswallop - 11300
cod: 1664
captain cod: 321
coddy: 814

and she has had more nicknames !!!

LGJ · 03/03/2005 19:33

1200 in five months

Aw well it's cheaper than heroin

emmatmg · 03/03/2005 19:32

Well, I've bben calling myself a addict for all this time and I'm clearly not.

3505 since jan 03.

coppertop · 03/03/2005 19:32

Noooooo!

I can't bear to look.

Socci · 03/03/2005 19:30

Message withdrawn

mummytosteven · 03/03/2005 19:29

this is your hobby, WWB

SeaShells · 03/03/2005 19:27

828 in 2 months!

WigWamBam · 03/03/2005 19:27

I think I need a hobby ...

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hub2dee · 03/03/2005 19:26

WigWam! 7000 in 7 months makes Lou look like she's slacking off !!!!!

Lou, you slacker. Why don't you maybe monitor some threads and post once in a while ?

Jeez... doesn't anyone take their job seriously these days ?

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pupuce · 03/03/2005 19:25

Less than 8000 in 5 years....

mummytosteven · 03/03/2005 19:24

3345 since last May

but feeling positively unaddicted by comparison to WWB!