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Original poster

Was I implanted with a microchip at the meet up?

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SlubbersRingAreYouListening · 18/12/2007 21:16

Dear MN Towers,

exactly how do you know that I am in Germany atm?

How do I know, that you know? Because all my ads are in GERMAN. At the top of active covos I have a VW ad telling me 'von naturaus wirtchaflicht'. WTF!

And as I type away my new message I am being sold something 'smart sex' frahen haben etwas Neus zu lessen.

I am most fraeked out. Partly because of the German sex ad, and partly because you know of my whereabouts.

Do you have some sort of gigantic world display/Houston mission control/marauders map combo in the nerve centre where you keep tabs on us.

This is not the first time that MN has made me want to fashion a foil anti detection helmet.

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SlubbersRingAreYouListening · 18/12/2007 21:30

Look all this talk of IP networks malarkey is all Dutch (well you know German!) to me. There is my active convos and there is a healthy looking German Lass with dazzlingly white teeth.

I tell you THEY KNOW.

THEY WATCH OUR EVERY MOVE.

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BoysAreLikeReindeer · 18/12/2007 21:28
jura · 18/12/2007 21:27

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TenLordsaLapin · 18/12/2007 21:25

ROFL

Slubbers kills 2 birds with one stone

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SlubbersRingAreYouListening · 18/12/2007 21:24

Have you checked the back of your neck for a implantation scar yet BALR!

I tell you! These German Ads! They're loving their exclamation marks! The pedants! Would have field day!

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SleighlyMadSanta · 18/12/2007 21:24

Hnag on a minute why don't I get yakee ads? My IP address logs me as being in the US when I log into my own website ....

SleighlyMadSanta · 18/12/2007 21:23

LOLOLOL.....

It will be your IP address me luv

BoysAreLikeReindeer · 18/12/2007 21:20

LOL slubbers at your foil helmet.

Have literally snorted coffee out of my nose.

Owwwww