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Ok if you refreshed and became another poster for the evening (a la Mars and JeremyVile), who would be the funniest person for you to end up as?

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FrannyandZooey · 05/09/2007 22:03

I am thinking if Cod turned into Aviatrix it would amuse me

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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 05/09/2007 23:54

Can I be UCM? And then keep posting 'No it fucking isn't'.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2007 23:38

LOL! THey're all mine

Pan · 05/09/2007 23:37

and may I swop with Desiderata, please?? It'll be the same posts, just with 'not' removed or inserted at opposing times...IYSWIM....

Pan · 05/09/2007 23:35

well show me, and have these! Been hawking them round MN all effing night! >

VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2007 23:30

oh pan! I blardy love you.

I really do.

Pan · 05/09/2007 23:29

alot of it around these days, VVV..

VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2007 23:16

HMC - you are fab.

Justine - why are you ignoring me?

EmsMum · 05/09/2007 23:13

wiki: Cretinism is a condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones (hypothyroidism).

so using cretin as term of abuse is bad like spastic or mongol.

handlemecarefully · 05/09/2007 23:12

Yes probably need to move on from that particular discussion now.

I'd like to be .......iota for a while because she posts with acerbic wit

Like the suggestion of Xenia and Anna88 trading places

Pruners · 05/09/2007 23:12

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handlemecarefully · 05/09/2007 23:10

franster - I lurve you too and you know it! (am too buttoned up / quintessentially English for this outpouring of emotion - may have to lie down soon)

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FrannyandZooey · 05/09/2007 23:09

No Pruni, sorry I was wrong

Cretinism

I was thinking of moron

oh dear this thread was meant to be nice light hearted fun. VVV said it would all go wrong.

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Pruners · 05/09/2007 23:07

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Tinker · 05/09/2007 23:06

Stick it in google images. Used to have pics like that in our school text books

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FrannyandZooey · 05/09/2007 23:03

I think cretin used to be term to describe someone of particular level of educational subnormality

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FrannyandZooey · 05/09/2007 23:02

Avi is fab serene lentil weaver

very slightly aloof

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Pruners · 05/09/2007 23:01

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FrannyandZooey · 05/09/2007 23:01

oooh cross posts

now let's DROP IT girls you HEARD what Justine said

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Beetroot · 05/09/2007 23:01

is mars jeremy vile then?

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FrannyandZooey · 05/09/2007 23:01

HMC can you tell us what it rhymed with?

oops sorry Justine did not see you there

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handlemecarefully · 05/09/2007 23:00

as a term of abuse...

handlemecarefully · 05/09/2007 23:00

He used the word 'cretin'

NadineBaggott · 05/09/2007 22:57

that's no good hmc his messages were deleted!

I was drove against the arrows by accident and a bloke put his head out of his window and said 'those arrows aren't for the indians you know'

nobody likes a smart arse

JeremyVi1e · 05/09/2007 22:55

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, knit me a pair of those in 3XL would you Pruners? DP has just gone wild

handlemecarefully · 05/09/2007 22:54

Aww shucks - this will sound sycophantic but I like you too

(babyword style hugs and warm sentiments)