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Can you Effin Swear On Mumsnet?

138 replies

fio2 · 10/09/2004 06:40

Or is it not tolerated?

I didnt think it mattered but ks said I shouldnt write fuck I should write f**k instead

I mean I know its a parenting site but the children cant hear can they? Or is it tolerated on some parts of the site and not others? Or on some threads and not others? iykwim

OP posts:
suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:09

oh oh oh what about Ps fap

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:09

rude rude rude lady jampot

I like it

jampot · 11/09/2004 15:08

flange

jampot · 11/09/2004 15:08

c*^$

jampot · 11/09/2004 15:07

I know - I hate it. These are little factoryisms my dh brings home...

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:07

I was hoping someone would drop in B Curtains, I thought I shouldn't as I've been a bit rude already.

Any advances on Gash or Camel Lips?

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:05

jampot, 'bf crtans' is just a HIDEOUS term. Makes me gag.

jampot · 11/09/2004 14:57

or indeed "splitarse"

jampot · 11/09/2004 14:56

In keeping with parts of this thread - has anyone heard the term "beef curtains"?

polly28 · 11/09/2004 14:28

my two yr old ds said fuck it really loudly in new look yesterday,what a proud moment that was

JuniperDewdrop · 11/09/2004 14:07

I had to swear at the local yobs the other night. They were behind my garden and one of them kept shouting fuck off over and over.....to his mate. I was happily watering my hanging baskets but got so fed up I lent over the fence and said 'do you really need to say fuck off over and over again? I have a 4 year old who doesn't need to hear it.' Anyway to my surprise they appologised and went! btw 4 year old was in the house so didn't hear me say it. Not that I don't occasionally just not over and over...

WideWebWitch · 11/09/2004 13:55

Although ffs etc won't be any good to people like Scummy and Tinker who have an irrational fear of acronyms. Ffs!

WideWebWitch · 11/09/2004 13:54

ha ha at this thread. I find ffs, wtf, fgs etc all do the trick when I want to swear here. I have used f*cking (without the asterisk) before, don't see the problem really, it was appropriately used. IMO, obviously (so glad the old smiley is back btw)

fairyfly · 11/09/2004 11:44

ndp, i thought it was called an axe wound

fairyfly · 11/09/2004 11:44

I do marthamoo and they deserve it how dare they fucking answer back the little shits, they don't know there born (ok i'll stop now before i get barred, sorry)

MummyToSteven · 11/09/2004 11:42

thanks NDP - would never have twigged in a million years

edam · 11/09/2004 11:41

Just googled Scunthorpe (not a phrase I've ever used before ) to see if my net nanny software would object. No problem. So why won't it let me buy my undies from respectable high street stores online?

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 11:34

Not going to get into too much details here, MtS, but 'the man in the boat' refers to the way the cl*t looks, kind of like a little bald man in a boat, viewed from above IYSWIM

MummyToSteven · 11/09/2004 11:30

the man the boat ???? a very puzzled and ignorant mummy here I think. agree that don't object to the concept of the clit word but it does sound so horrid doesn't it -

beetroot · 11/09/2004 11:24

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suzywong · 11/09/2004 11:14

yes of course I meant IN the boat you dozy F in mare.

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 11:11

Bollocks to you all.........

marthamoo · 11/09/2004 11:09

You kiss your boys with that mouth, ff ?

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 11:07

FF !!!

fairyfly · 11/09/2004 11:04

course you can, you silly fucking idiot