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Can you Effin Swear On Mumsnet?

138 replies

fio2 · 10/09/2004 06:40

Or is it not tolerated?

I didnt think it mattered but ks said I shouldnt write fuck I should write f**k instead

I mean I know its a parenting site but the children cant hear can they? Or is it tolerated on some parts of the site and not others? Or on some threads and not others? iykwim

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SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:34

I@m sure if you were creative with the wax strips you could have a map of Italy.

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:34

Ah go on!

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:33

LOL ! Although, surely that just refers to natural untrimmed shape of pubes ? Surely the shape of the actual is more like, I dunno 'map of south america' ?

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:33

I have to go to bed now, plus DH is raising an eyebrow at me when I ask him if he can help me with anymore expressions.

Goodnight and thanks for a great laugh

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:33

Not sure I can bring myselfto Google for skate genitals

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:32

It generally even has a little fuzzy bit in the right place.

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:32

I heard that you never ever see a whole skate on the fishmonger's slab because the female's genitals are too similar to all of the below for public decency.

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:30

Coco De Mer

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:30

Oh yes the coco de mer!

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:29

coconut, not cocnut...

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:29

Snort @ tasmania!

I have to go and dig out the picture of the Coco de Mer cocnut in a mo.

JanH · 11/09/2004 15:29

Biff casts a whole new light on the Oxford Reading Tree.

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:27

map

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:25

Has anyone mentioned cornish pasty?

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:24

I'm not very good with geography....

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:23

and what the locals call it in my neck of the woods;
Map of Tazzy (Tasmania)

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:21

SPRAY@Biff!

That has made me chuckle

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:20

Biff, as in 'Blimey, that parking space is tighter than a Nun's biff!'

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:19

Biff?

That's what I always wondered about jampot, similar to honeypot. Of course her other more wholesome and altruistic qualities shone through first.

JanH · 11/09/2004 15:19

chimpanzees use flanges a lot

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:16

Biff ?

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:16

ROFL !

Couldn't 'jampot' also be a euphemism...

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:12

jampot you are top trumps at downbelow words, your children must be very proud

jampot · 11/09/2004 15:09

quim

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:09

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, suzy.