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Poems Section?

129 replies

Davros · 18/08/2004 22:23

I was wondering if it would be a good idea to have a Poems section. Don't laugh, listen!
In the SN world there are a lot of "inspirational" poems around. However, I find them rather distressing and don't want to come across them in the day-to-day threads but don't want to prevent someone who might like them from seeing them. My idea is that we could post a separate conversation per poem with the title of the poem and (SN) in brackets. There would also be other poems, such as ones for teachers, nannies, grandparents etc so it wouldn't just be SN.
I'd be happy to start it off if it appears as I've got lots of these poems and don't mind spending a bit of time posting them.

OP posts:
lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:09

There once was a man from Sri Lanka
Who drove an awfully big tanker
He took his big truck
Ran over a duck
And the ducks last words were
You w**ker

I thank you

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:09

OK let's move on ...

There was a young girl from Caerphilly

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:08

Dp's given up on me laughing to myself!

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:07

dottee - so was dh!

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:07

I was trying to think of a line that ended in 'Spanker'!

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:06

and the ducks last words were..

you w**ker!

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:05

Then gave it up to become a great banker!

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:05

And ran over a duck....

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:05

which was covered in ....... muck

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:04

Oops I thought you said duck , dottee!

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:04

Then ran for his truck.....

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:04

Ooops! Crossed posts!

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:03

He grabbed him a wench...

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:02

oops sorry

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:02

he wore a red wig
and his testes were big
and he loved to listen to ravi shankar

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:02

He took his big truck

lou33 · 19/08/2004 22:59

Who drove an awfully big tanker.....

coppertop · 19/08/2004 22:56

There once was a man from Sri Lanka.....

lou33 · 19/08/2004 22:54

we could start our own vulgar online limerick

coppertop · 19/08/2004 22:47

Yay! Bring on the vulgar poems!

heartinthecountry · 19/08/2004 22:21

I also want to read Fio2's vulgar poems .

heartinthecountry · 19/08/2004 22:20

I think a poems section is a good idea. Then if people feel they want to share one with someone or its appropriate they could link to that section. That way you won't have to read Welcome to Holland a gadzillion times davros .

Miaou · 19/08/2004 20:46

Like the idea of a poems section, either copying over good poems or contributing our own work, I've got a few of both category that I would share - not sure where they should go in terms of section though.

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Davros · 19/08/2004 20:42

ditto lou! which is wht I'd like themomewhere but not near me, I find some distressing but most are just puke-making. Bring on the vulgar ones, don't want to avoid those!

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lou33 · 19/08/2004 19:35

lol Fio

I don't like inspirational poems either, but I am a cynical old bag, devoid of all emotion.

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