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Poems Section?

129 replies

Davros · 18/08/2004 22:23

I was wondering if it would be a good idea to have a Poems section. Don't laugh, listen!
In the SN world there are a lot of "inspirational" poems around. However, I find them rather distressing and don't want to come across them in the day-to-day threads but don't want to prevent someone who might like them from seeing them. My idea is that we could post a separate conversation per poem with the title of the poem and (SN) in brackets. There would also be other poems, such as ones for teachers, nannies, grandparents etc so it wouldn't just be SN.
I'd be happy to start it off if it appears as I've got lots of these poems and don't mind spending a bit of time posting them.

OP posts:
lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:34

there was a young man from strood
whose behaviour was decidely lewd
he played with his cock
while sipping on hock
then cavorted about in the nude

slightly refined on the advice of sm

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:33

there was a young man from strood
whose behaviour was decidely lewd
he played with his cock
while drinking his hock
then cavorted about in the nude

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:31

CACKLE @ "dong"

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:29

ct

applause

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:29

Just read the 'Caerphilly' ... excellent!!!

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:28

There was a girl from Caerphilly, Whose dream was to find a big willy,
Though she searched hard and long,
For that one special dong,
What she found looked quite shrivelled and silly.

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:28

AS he was so very pissed ...

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:28

He danced to the 'Twist'

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:26

Whose behaviour was decidedly lewd ...

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:25

There was a young mayan from Strood ...

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:23

Joint effort from spacemonkey and me via msn

There was a young girl from Caerphilly
Who had a best mate, name of willy
She blew him all night
Until the daylight
Til her lips were distended and frilly

WE THANK YOU

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:23

I'd planned the last line to end with 'piccalilli' but I couldn't think of any middle bit (although your ending of the 4th line had crossed my mind SM )

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:20

need to work on the meter methinks

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:19

but his propensity to masturbate
had rendered him flaccid and silly?

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:18

Scrap that last line.

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:17

There was a young girl from Caerphilly
Who had a best friend,name of Willy
She yearned for a date

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:14

Another thread that won't make it to the home-page.....

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:13

Good one mr ct

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:13

And Lou and SM

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:13

CT

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:12

LOL sm!

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:11

Dh's version was:

There once was a man from Sri Lanka,
Who had a penis the size of a tanker,
He found him a wench,
Threw her over a bench,
And gave in to the urge to just spank her.

Well, we asked for vulgar....

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:11

Who had a best friend, name of willy.

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:11

doesn't really scan does it

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:10

how about

he grabbed hold of his wench
got her bum, made it clench
in anticipation of his intention to spank er?

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