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Poems Section?

129 replies

Davros · 18/08/2004 22:23

I was wondering if it would be a good idea to have a Poems section. Don't laugh, listen!
In the SN world there are a lot of "inspirational" poems around. However, I find them rather distressing and don't want to come across them in the day-to-day threads but don't want to prevent someone who might like them from seeing them. My idea is that we could post a separate conversation per poem with the title of the poem and (SN) in brackets. There would also be other poems, such as ones for teachers, nannies, grandparents etc so it wouldn't just be SN.
I'd be happy to start it off if it appears as I've got lots of these poems and don't mind spending a bit of time posting them.

OP posts:
coppertop · 20/08/2004 13:17

There once was a dong from Dumfries,
Who was always so eager to please.
He'd stand straight and tall
But had no luck at all
Cos his helmet was covered in cheese.

lou33 · 20/08/2004 13:09

There was a young lady from Manc
Whose hygiene, was frankly quite skank
She put on clean knickers
To shag some fruit pickers
But the pickers said, no love, you're rank

lou33 · 20/08/2004 13:08

Hehe Miaou!

lou33 · 20/08/2004 13:08

My mind was in overdrive making more up when trying to sleep last night !

Miaou · 20/08/2004 13:08

Here's one I heard earlier:

There was a young man from Bliss
Whose love life was somewhat amiss
While with his Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Could seldom do better than
t
h
i
s

Miaou · 20/08/2004 13:05

I am SOOOOOOO glad dh isn't around to see me cackling away at these!!!PMSL!

anorak · 20/08/2004 12:49

I want to play too. But I'm off to Beety's.

Monday.....

Fio2 · 20/08/2004 12:17

OMG! what did I start last night, PMSL at all the good efforts

lou33 · 20/08/2004 12:14
Grin
coppertop · 20/08/2004 12:06

PMSL

I suspect that we won't be getting our own "Vulgar Poems" topic though.

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:58

Another joint effort:

there was a young man called big john
who had an incredibly large dong
with his snake he woudl tempt
all the ladies and gents
who would cry
OH YOUR SCHLONG IS SO STRONG

we thank you

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:48

joint effort from me and lou ...

A porn star called Dave from the 'hood
Had trouble maintaining his wood
It got even tougher
When his regular fluffer
Chomped down rather more than she should

WE THANK YOU

essbee · 19/08/2004 23:43

Message withdrawn

coppertop · 19/08/2004 23:43

There was a young lady called Gerty,
Whose mind was exceedingly dirty.
When told "Open wide!"
She thought she'd just died,
And that her dentist was getting too flirty.

essbee · 19/08/2004 23:42

Message withdrawn

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:42

SNORT

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:41

pmsl

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:41

There was a young lady called Gerty
Whose mind was always quite dirty
She had sex toys galore
About on the floor
But could only fit in about 30

spacemonkey · 19/08/2004 23:40

there was a young man from new york
the owner of a champion dork
its size was renowned
and its girth would astound
the most refined connoisseur of pork

essbee · 19/08/2004 23:39

Message withdrawn

lou33 · 19/08/2004 23:37

There was a young lady called gerty....

colinsmommy · 19/08/2004 23:37

PMSL. This is one way to ensure there will never be a poems section.

essbee · 19/08/2004 23:36

Message withdrawn

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:35

I mean 'too' ... it's late!!!

dottee · 19/08/2004 23:34

Lou. You lot are to good for me!!!

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