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Twiglett, thank you for bringing up......

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Blandmum · 03/05/2007 13:37

.....the Wombat Joke.

My all time favorate (clean) joke!

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Blandmum · 03/05/2007 16:00

Just like that, but, as you say, with arms!

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Twiglett · 03/05/2007 15:59

wanna fuck?

what, like that? but with arms?

[snigger]

MamaG · 03/05/2007 14:06
Blandmum · 03/05/2007 14:06

OK

'what is the mating call of a clam?'

'I don't know, what is the mating call of a clam?'

The bit I hvae to explain 'cos it's visual....

You put both your arms across your face (hrizontally), look out from in between your now open arms and say......

'Wanna Fuck?'

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Twiglett · 03/05/2007 13:53
Blandmum · 03/05/2007 13:47

Shall I tell you my fave dirty joke?

It takes some explanation as it is visual!

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Twiglett · 03/05/2007 13:38

ROFL

at last .. somebody else appreciates it

eternal humour

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