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Enid and PPH's new Blog

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PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 12:10

Working title only
working content too
enid whaddya think

\link{http://dix-charrington.blogspot.com/ha hahahahaha}

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nailpolish · 25/04/2007 15:20

PPH i think you are hilarious

you need a mag column

oliveoil · 25/04/2007 15:17

v funny

piglit · 25/04/2007 15:16

Good idea. Although, there's less cap doffing potential for her if she's waxing your bikini.

PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 15:15

hahahaha
LOVE the idea of cod as my cleaner

no actually I might make her my bikini waxer (snigger). I can call her a blithering idiot when she makes me lopsided hahahahahaha

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MrsBadger · 25/04/2007 15:13

it's Joyce Grenfell for the Boden generation

piglit · 25/04/2007 15:13

Can't cod be your doddery old cleaning lady (Mrs Cooper) who hoovers around the furniture and breaks all your good china?

littlelapin · 25/04/2007 15:12

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MrsBadger · 25/04/2007 15:11

oh this is tremendous
(if you need specialist knowledge re fencing kit i am your girl)

PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 15:11

no don't think I can. enid you have 2 boys called Felix and Bruno

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PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 15:08

oh shit sassy you are absolutely right, he HAS to be called Bruno.

Hmmm, can I change it?

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sassy · 25/04/2007 15:06

Love this, pph.
PLease can Enid have a son called Bruno as well, out of homage to the wonderful Bruno she used to write about on here sometimes?

PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 15:05

frightening how easily it trips off the tongue

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littlelapin · 25/04/2007 15:04

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PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 15:03

this blog is amusing me heartily

link is here for those who have missed it.

Enid, you are now called Tory, have a husband called Harry, children (unspecified number) one of whom is called Felix who is old enough to fence. Where are yooooooo

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PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 14:36

(petronella I KNEW that, so kind of you to keep him out of my hair and in London while I get on with life down here)

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PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 14:35

he he he he

cod I'm going to have to work you in some time

have updated

where is enid, fucking Minty is taking over the show

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Porcupine · 25/04/2007 14:12

can i be the subversive person

Porcupine · 25/04/2007 14:11

oi arnet i on it

PetronellaPinkPants · 25/04/2007 14:11

Sorry PPH
Had to tell you some time...

Gizmo · 25/04/2007 14:09

But anyway, back to the Blog. PPH, I hope you are going to address some of the burning issues de nos jours:

  1. trespassers: does one use dog, gun or suitably haughty stare?
  2. english heritage: ghastly or guardians?
  3. am I being unreasonable? To expect daddy to move out of the Cheyne Walk house so Rupert can use it as a weekend base?
Gizmo · 25/04/2007 14:00

OK, so let's not think about our collective age....

jura · 25/04/2007 13:57

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ChippyMinton · 25/04/2007 13:52

"the Aga man has just come for a service so I must dash"

Am roffling at this comment

Gizmo · 25/04/2007 13:51

Mrs JC - me too!

Happy birthday to both of us (and darling Araminta's blog: so clever of her, sweetie)

DarrellRivers · 25/04/2007 13:48

love it, is she friends with that women from kensal rise who had such a shocking experience during the hurricane?

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