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Enid and PPH's new Blog

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PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 12:10

Working title only
working content too
enid whaddya think

\link{http://dix-charrington.blogspot.com/ha hahahahaha}

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SoupDragon · 26/04/2007 22:06

Ah... first shoes...

Sackache · 26/04/2007 22:06

I know PPH.... it's vulgar eh! think I'll keep it a wee bit longer though.

Lots of news! Still not divorced... yawn.... H has the kids 1 or 2 nights a week though which is good (for that read FANTASTIC).

Just working away, going out to play, and enjoying the single life for now.

Lost 2 stone and got my long dowdy hair cut short and funky! Feel my age for the first time in a long time.

It's good to be back!!!!!!!

NadineBaggott · 26/04/2007 22:05

you could turn into a chick lit novelist

Minty & Tory Go Wild in The Malverns

or summat

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:03

hello toothy!
can't you change back? sackache is so...... VULGAR

(oh my god I'm turning into Minty Dix-Charrington)

how are you? Still just the four. Miss M got her first pair of proper shoes today. She keeps plumping onto her bottom and sticking a foot in her mouth to admire them fully

what news?

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:02

soupy doupy doupy doupy

how are we going to work that one in?

NO MORE BABIES

will find out about job in 6 weeks

I am spending too much time here because my beloved dh is in Zambia or Zaire or Zimbabwe or somewhere beginning with ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

which also describes how bored I am after 4 days of very little adult company

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Sackache · 26/04/2007 22:01

How many you got now PPH? 12???
I've been away for a while.

SoupDragon · 26/04/2007 21:59

You really need to go back to work or have another baby, PPH, you have too much time on your hands.

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 21:50

bumpity bump bump
shameless plug of our blog
have a look and leave a comment if you think we are too too marvellous

or even if you don't

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 21:26

the plot thickens

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WendyWeber · 26/04/2007 19:43

You could send Roger the Gardener for penis enlargement instead?

WendyWeber · 26/04/2007 19:42

I always thought Ian Fleming or somebody somebody made Darius Guppy up (except that you couldn't)

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 19:21

because I will give you a starring role coddy

if you are very nice to me I might let you win the lottery and go to brazil for a tit job, face lift and buttock implant
then come back and roger the gardener senseless

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Porcupine · 26/04/2007 19:12

why

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 19:11

I think you should all Read the Blog on a Daily Basis

and then all will be revealed

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 19:11

oh safe in taxis yes I know that one
don't need the probably gay bit though do you?

darius guppy was dealing diamonds, on a business trip to NY pretended that he was beaten up, tied up and robbed of said gems in a hotel room.
claimed insurance
took insurance money
was foudn out the whole thing was a set up
went to prison for fraud

dishonest and quite thick. but still FULL of self confidence

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MrsBadger · 26/04/2007 18:08

very very safe in taxis

probably gay

(may have lifted it from a Mitford)

piglit · 26/04/2007 17:51

and she'll have a moustache too?

jampot · 26/04/2007 17:48

will there be an old horny maiden aunt who's always pissed too?

Dinosaur · 26/04/2007 17:32

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piglit · 26/04/2007 17:30

I would have thought that Harry is Big In Property.

Porcupine · 26/04/2007 17:15

where?

can there be a kind of balck sheep in the fmaily too?
like that bolke who was earl spencers best man darius guppy

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 17:13

oooh enid just checked the blog

Verrrrrry good! I think we might have a natural talent preen preen ha ha ha

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 17:00

Mrs Badger you are going to have to translate
not one of my known acronyms

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 17:00

I'm sure minty and tory were at school together

or maybe Lucy Clayton

or maybe Tory was Minty's brother Julian's first girlfriend but he threw her over for the Hon Rosalind Sylvester-Paine and Minty's been feeling sorry for her and superior ever since

You'll have to keep reading to find out!

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inanidealworld · 26/04/2007 16:00

Gosh how marvellously entertaining.

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