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Quote of the week?

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Flamesparrow · 27/11/2006 23:51

From WWW on the moon landing hoax thread...

"pmsl at 'rocket science isn't that complicated' ! oh so it's like that other stupifyingly simple trade, brain surgery, then?"

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LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 16:07

T'was ffunny

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 16:01

liesel that was moi

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 15:54

The nippel tasles at DC's christening was much better though. Cant remember who posted

KathyMCMLXXII · 14/02/2007 15:26

I think 'I'm thinking of doing a burlesque style strip at my wedding reception' is a pretty good quote in itself, actually.

CountessDracula · 14/02/2007 15:24

I nominate cod for the

no

no
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no one cares abotu other peopeles kids
booooooooooooooooooooooooring

post on this thread

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:22

nqc you get the special barftastic wooden spoon

NotQuiteCockney · 14/02/2007 15:21

Oooh, np's one is better really. Good thread.

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:21

oh PLEASE pick cappucino

NotQuiteCockney · 14/02/2007 15:19

I am going to be dreadfully foreign and recommend myself: "I strongly recommend that you stop picking slugs up with your mouth. Or if you must, try holding onto them with your lips, so they can't slither down the back of your throat and make you gag." From this thread.

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:18

here

Cappucino "and she has obviously washed her hair"

ROFL

DrDaddy · 14/02/2007 15:14

Given that it's Valentine's this week, it has to be:

By bitrude on Tue 13-Feb-07 18:53:01

I decided to make a home video...for dh, for valentines day...I had a shower...did my hair..shaved my fanjo...put some sexy undies on (and then took them off!) And let the camcorder roll!!!

FluffyMummy123 · 14/02/2007 15:02

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AbbyMumsnet · 14/02/2007 11:59

Any more out there?

Pruni · 13/02/2007 13:33

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Miaou · 13/02/2007 13:32

This from the What's the worst thing that you've seen at a wedding? thread:

"Embarrasingly enough he also has to admit that his first wife was hospitalised on their wedding day as well in freak allergic to wedding cake happening."

(Pruni suggested it but I wasn't going to let it go - oh no ...)

ThisValenTime · 11/02/2007 00:28

longbacked swimsuit

ThisValenTime · 11/02/2007 00:26

Thanks for link cod, though not sure about the fanjo-covering shelf - kind of looks like a long vest and you've forgotten to wear the bum part...

QUOTE OF THE WEEK..........

FluffyMummy123 · 10/02/2007 14:11

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VioletBaudelaire · 10/02/2007 13:47

Another vote here for the 'wank denial statement'!

Blandmum · 10/02/2007 13:45

Have to say, that is a classic

FluffyMummy123 · 10/02/2007 13:44

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AbbyMumsnet · 10/02/2007 13:37

Ahem, if I might refer you to a recent quote of the week...

gemmiegoatlegs ponders whether nowt's safe from style's prying eye: "...does fanjo plumpness go in and out of fashion, like skirt lengths and childbirth theories?! I would be so upset if my husband measured mine (visually of course, not with his B&Q tape measure)."

We don't do obscene, but we do do slightly risqué...

PoppiesMum · 09/02/2007 19:06

Another vote for that one

FluffyMummy123 · 09/02/2007 19:02

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